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Caption Contest 07-11-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"Have any of you ever actually caught a shooting star?" - Ian

"Look at that ash hole. And all those other ones as well." - VomitFlop

Snipe hunting at its best. - Mervin97

Bronze:

It's not enough to just wear masks anymore, you have to be pro-active. - Rotwang

Silver:

Juan was disappointed and a little bit miffed when he discovered that this was the "Rim Job" his wife had promised him. - MadAdam

Gold:

There were no butterflies to be found. Somebody was blowing smoke up their ass. - Rosedude

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Comment by Rosedude on July 27, 2020 at 7:54pm

There were no butterflies to be found.  Somebody was blowing smoke up their ass. 

Comment by Iverneil on July 17, 2020 at 9:58pm

You catch anything yet Doug? , Doughie??, Where’s Doughie???

Comment by MacSpruce on July 13, 2020 at 9:08pm

“What’s my net worth? Oh, I’d say about 30,000 Rupiah. That’s a hardwood handle, y’know.”

Comment by MacSpruce on July 13, 2020 at 8:58pm

They’re not going to catch any virgins that way.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 13, 2020 at 8:58pm

Their enthusiasm soon cratered.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 13, 2020 at 8:57pm

Pennies from Heaven one day a year, fire and brimstone from Hell all year round. Hardly seems worth it sometimes.

Comment by AKAAB on July 13, 2020 at 6:43pm

The men are prepared for when the village women throw a virgin into the volcano to increase their fertility.  

Comment by Mario!!! on July 13, 2020 at 9:51am

When it comes to butterfly collecting, it's a slippery slope between it being just a hobby or an unhealthy obsession.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 13, 2020 at 9:46am

"If you know of a better way to steam our weenies, we'd love to hear it!"

Comment by Mervin97 on July 13, 2020 at 8:49am

"When you see Mothra start swinging."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 13, 2020 at 8:35am

Snipe hunting at its best.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 13, 2020 at 8:34am

Not sure those nets are big enough to catch a dragon.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 12, 2020 at 8:09pm

If they keep on with that shit they're gonna catch hell.

Comment by Rotwang on July 12, 2020 at 5:54pm

That gay giant will practice safe sex whether he likes it or not!!

Comment by Scrunt on July 12, 2020 at 1:04pm

Josés Versus the Volcano

Comment by Scrunt on July 12, 2020 at 1:02pm

In Honduras, Volcanology is more of a religion than a science.

Comment by Scrunt on July 12, 2020 at 12:54pm

"Ok, put the teeth under that rock over there and when the Tooth Fairy shows up, we'll snag her and take all of her pesos."

Comment by Scrunt on July 12, 2020 at 12:51pm

"Juan, are you sure these are the type of nets we're supposed to use to keep us safe up here?"

Comment by Scrunt on July 12, 2020 at 12:45pm

No one had the heart to tell them those weren't snowflakes they were catching.

Comment by Scrunt on July 12, 2020 at 12:44pm

Michael Moore's Pacific Rim: Uprising was a little different than the original.

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