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Caption Contest 07-10-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Between a rock and a hard place. - 38chrysler

"Jenga!" - Ian

Nice haircut, Samson... - AKAAB

Bronze:

Archaeological evidence of how the first Rock, Paper, Scissors ended - Jams3kds

Silver:

Kenneth Ringgold actually came up with the theory of gravity nearly 100 years before Sir Isaac Newton did. Unfortunately, he just didn’t have enough time to jot it down. - Scrunt

Gold:

you may think facebook is bad, but facerock was much worse. way more intrusive. - mellowpuma

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Comment by Ian on July 10, 2018 at 6:39pm

"The most compelling evidence yet that giant stones were not moved by Ancient Aliens:  Early Man used a greasy combination of water, mud and people to move the stones about."

Comment by Ian on July 10, 2018 at 6:36pm

Despite many failed attempts at construction, the world's first life-sized PEZ dispenser was finally unveiled in 54 B.C.

Comment by Ian on July 10, 2018 at 6:32pm

"Alas, poor Yorick!  A fellow of infinite jest, even in death."

Comment by Scrunt on July 10, 2018 at 5:04pm

I see someone was headbanging to the Rolling Stones again.

Comment by Scrunt on July 10, 2018 at 5:03pm

Must be a person from the Stone Age.

Comment by Scrunt on July 10, 2018 at 5:03pm

Looks like someone’s boning up on their geology.

Comment by Scrunt on July 10, 2018 at 5:03pm

Here lies Tommy Chong who died as he lived, totally stoned.

Comment by Scrunt on July 10, 2018 at 5:02pm

Kenneth Ringgold actually came up with the theory of gravity nearly 100 years before Sir Isaac Newton did. Unfortunately, he just didn’t have enough time to jot it down.

Comment by Scrunt on July 10, 2018 at 5:02pm

“In wrestling news, The Rock pinned The Undertaker to retain the world title…”

Comment by mellowpuma on July 10, 2018 at 4:47pm

before texting and driving, there was chiseling and walking.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 10, 2018 at 4:46pm

you may think facebook is bad, but facerock was much worse.  way more intrusive.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 10, 2018 at 4:44pm

e'h triped in egypt.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 10, 2018 at 4:39pm

five minutes after this was discovered, trump pardoned the rock.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 10, 2018 at 4:37pm

"lift with your knees" technology took years to develop.  it was only after much suffering that the secret knowledge was passed among mothers and old people with no concept of personal boundaries.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 10, 2018 at 3:54pm

Turns out Charlie Brown wasn't a blockhead after all. 

Comment by Mervin97 on July 10, 2018 at 3:42pm

Legend has it his last words was, "a little to the left."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 10, 2018 at 3:37pm

R.I.P. Wile E Coyote.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 10, 2018 at 3:33pm

"Hmmm, the cause of death is going to be hard to figure out on this one."

Comment by VomitFlop on July 10, 2018 at 2:20pm

"Oh, gross. Is that thing naked?"

Comment by VomitFlop on July 10, 2018 at 2:09pm

Of course that rock was gonna beat him. He was running with scissors after all.

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