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"The most compelling evidence yet that giant stones were not moved by Ancient Aliens: Early Man used a greasy combination of water, mud and people to move the stones about."
Despite many failed attempts at construction, the world's first life-sized PEZ dispenser was finally unveiled in 54 B.C.
"Alas, poor Yorick! A fellow of infinite jest, even in death."
I see someone was headbanging to the Rolling Stones again.
Must be a person from the Stone Age.
Looks like someone’s boning up on their geology.
Here lies Tommy Chong who died as he lived, totally stoned.
Kenneth Ringgold actually came up with the theory of gravity nearly 100 years before Sir Isaac Newton did. Unfortunately, he just didn’t have enough time to jot it down.
“In wrestling news, The Rock pinned The Undertaker to retain the world title…”
before texting and driving, there was chiseling and walking.
you may think facebook is bad, but facerock was much worse. way more intrusive.
e'h triped in egypt.
five minutes after this was discovered, trump pardoned the rock.
"lift with your knees" technology took years to develop. it was only after much suffering that the secret knowledge was passed among mothers and old people with no concept of personal boundaries.
Turns out Charlie Brown wasn't a blockhead after all.
Legend has it his last words was, "a little to the left."
R.I.P. Wile E Coyote.
"Hmmm, the cause of death is going to be hard to figure out on this one."
"Oh, gross. Is that thing naked?"
Of course that rock was gonna beat him. He was running with scissors after all.
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