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Okay, I've just had another request for Baby Elephant Walk again.
I heard you really know how to "tickle the ivories."
Concerto for Piano and Trumpet..
"I'm telling you, Black Mammoth is a much cooler sounding band name."
"Well, I think we answered the question of whether or not a bear shitting in the woods makes a noise. That's right, Dave. Looking at you, dipshit."
"You're going to Bollywood!"
"Time to wake up that smug lion. 1...2...3! WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE! WE GOT FUN & GAMES!!!"
Trump wastes no time hitting the campaign trail.
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