When you're playing for peanuts all the time, you tend to attract a certain type of fan. - Mario!!!
Music critics can be so snooty! - MacSpruce
"Play it again, Sam... or else!" - Gerhardguffaw
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You can have my isolation/ you can have the hate that it brings/ you can have my absence of faith/ you can have my everything
I'd like you to go.
He says, "Son, can you play me a memoryI'm not really sure how it goesBut it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it completeWhen I stepped on a younger man's bones"
Oh the ivory of this.
Play “Thanks for The Memories “
Do you know “ Welcome to The Jungle”?
"Give me back my ivory."
"That's my mothers ivory your playing with."
"Now tickle my ivories."
"Ironically I don't remember that tune."
"Hey do you play for peanuts?"
Operation Dumbo Drop A Beat
When beginning the long walk to the Elephants’ Graveyard, it’s always nice to have a little traveling music.
Auditions for Tim’s Burton’s Dumbo were fiercely competitive.
“I played with Paul Simon on “Graceland” back in ’85. What the fuck have you done, you bull dyke excuse for an Elton John wannabe?”
♫ In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the elephant sings tonight ♫
"Look, I told you there wasn't any junk in the trunk!"
Auditions started today for, "Animal House, The Musical."
"Play it again, Sam... or else!"
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