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Caption Contest 07-08-2019

Bronze:

When you're playing for peanuts all the time, you tend to attract a certain type of fan. - Mario!!!

Silver:

Music critics can be so snooty! - MacSpruce

Gold:

"Play it again, Sam... or else!" - Gerhardguffaw

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Comment by mellowpuma on July 25, 2019 at 7:18am

fuck this, play skinert free birt.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 16, 2019 at 12:36pm

You can have my isolation/ you can have the hate that it brings/ you can have my absence of faith/ you can have my everything

Comment by JJJ23 on July 16, 2019 at 12:31pm

I'd like you to go.

Comment by Rotwang on July 13, 2019 at 4:17am

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I stepped on a younger man's bones"

Comment by Rotwang on July 10, 2019 at 1:33pm

Oh the ivory of this.

Comment by blkbwayne on July 10, 2019 at 12:53pm

Play “Thanks for The Memories “

Comment by blkbwayne on July 10, 2019 at 12:52pm

Do you know “ Welcome to The Jungle”?

Comment by Mervin97 on July 10, 2019 at 10:09am

"Give me back my ivory."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 10, 2019 at 10:08am

"That's my mothers ivory your playing with."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 10, 2019 at 10:04am

"Now tickle my ivories." 

Comment by Mervin97 on July 10, 2019 at 10:02am

"Ironically I don't remember that tune."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 10, 2019 at 10:01am

"Hey do you play for peanuts?"

Comment by Scrunt on July 9, 2019 at 5:26pm

Operation Dumbo Drop A Beat

Comment by Scrunt on July 9, 2019 at 5:25pm

When beginning the long walk to the Elephants’ Graveyard, it’s always nice to have a little traveling music.

Comment by Scrunt on July 9, 2019 at 5:25pm

Auditions for Tim’s Burton’s Dumbo were fiercely competitive.

Comment by Scrunt on July 9, 2019 at 5:24pm

I played with Paul Simon on “Graceland” back in ’85.  What the fuck have you done, you bull dyke excuse for an Elton John wannabe?”

Comment by Scrunt on July 9, 2019 at 5:24pm

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the elephant sings tonight

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 9, 2019 at 4:39pm

"Look, I told you there wasn't any junk in the trunk!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 9, 2019 at 4:37pm

Auditions started today for, "Animal House, The Musical."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 9, 2019 at 4:30pm

"Play it again, Sam... or else!"

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