When you're playing for peanuts all the time, you tend to attract a certain type of fan. - Mario!!!
Music critics can be so snooty! - MacSpruce
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Billy Joel's last concert.
The horn section could use some work.
What are those keys made out of fuck face??
Allow me to introduce myself, I’m Donald Trunk
I remember you, you suck.
When you're playing for peanuts all the time, you tend to attract a certain type of fan.
You laugh, but Pat's the most prolific poacher in all of Africa.
Horton hears The Who
"from the top okay...I like big butts and I can not lie..."
Mitch McConnell is the embodiment of the Republican party, and apparently he can sing too
Fox News is excited to take you behind the scenes of dress rehearsals for the 2020 Republican National Convention
"How the hell can you call yourself a Fleetwood Mac fan and then tell me you don't know Tusk!"
"I know I'm an Elephant, ...it's a Sarah McLachlan song for that goes 'something, something, Remember you."
"Do you know Bulls on Parade?"
The pianist reads music but the elephant trumpets by ear.
Needs less trumpet and more cowbell.
No wonder Randy Newman sounds like he's constantly avoiding an elephant's exploring trunk...
"Play Misty on me."
Music critics can be so snooty!
Duke Smellington and Elephant Fitzgerald
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