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Cuppie (someone said that already I'm sure, whatever I'm sticking with it)
OH YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, MAN? WELL COME AND GUT IT!!
I GOT YOUR TAD POLE RIGHT HERE BITCH!
I said, I NEED A BICYCLE!!
EQUAL FILLET! EQUAL FILLET! EQUAL FILLET!
Jerry's drinking problem just got reel
"I'll have a Mahi Mahi, shaken not stirred"
I said mineral water, not minnow water!
Finding Nemo...an apartment in NYC
"Who do you have to spawn around here to get a friggin' martini?"
"See, I told you the liquor here was watered down!"
America's got Talent, the fish that sings like a bird.
The sushi here is fresh, but it could use some rice.
"Dude, you drink like, a fish."
"They may have to reel-in the free-range salmon just a bit."
It may be time to go to AAA (Alcoholic Anglers Anonymous).
"Here's to swimmin' into bow-legged women!"
"I've been trying to scale back my drinking for some time."
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