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Caption Contest 07-05-2019

Honorable Mentions:

7/11 BIG GUP  - 38chrysler

“Damn it, bartender, I ordered a stout!” - Scrunt

"Here's to swimmin' into bow-legged women!" - Ian

Bronze:

"See, I told you the liquor here was watered down!" - Mario!!!

Silver:

I said mineral water, not minnow water! - MacSpruce

Gold:

Does this water taste finny to you? - KariGrant

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Comment by JJJ23 on July 16, 2019 at 12:38pm

Cuppie (someone said that already I'm sure, whatever I'm sticking with it)

Comment by Rotwang on July 11, 2019 at 4:48pm

OH YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, MAN? WELL COME AND GUT IT!!

Comment by Rotwang on July 11, 2019 at 4:47pm

I GOT YOUR TAD POLE RIGHT HERE BITCH!

Comment by Rotwang on July 11, 2019 at 4:44pm

I said, I NEED A BICYCLE!!

Comment by Rotwang on July 11, 2019 at 4:43pm

EQUAL FILLET! EQUAL FILLET! EQUAL FILLET!

Comment by Rotwang on July 11, 2019 at 4:41pm

LEEROY JENKINS!!!

Comment by Jams3kds on July 9, 2019 at 6:35am

Jerry's drinking problem just got reel

Comment by Jams3kds on July 9, 2019 at 6:33am

"I'll have a Mahi Mahi, shaken not stirred"

Comment by MacSpruce on July 8, 2019 at 8:41pm

I said mineral water, not minnow water!

Comment by blkbwayne on July 8, 2019 at 7:46pm

Finding Nemo...an apartment in NYC

Comment by Mario!!! on July 8, 2019 at 8:40am

"Who do you have to spawn around here to get a friggin' martini?"

Comment by Mario!!! on July 8, 2019 at 8:28am

"See, I told you the liquor here was watered down!"

Comment by Mervin97 on July 8, 2019 at 5:10am

America's got Talent, the fish that sings like a bird.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 8, 2019 at 5:05am

"Helllllp!"

Comment by Mervin97 on July 8, 2019 at 5:04am

The sushi here is fresh, but it could use some rice.

Comment by Ian on July 6, 2019 at 7:11pm

"Dude, you drink like, a fish."

Comment by Ian on July 6, 2019 at 7:10pm

"They may have to reel-in the free-range salmon just a bit."

Comment by Ian on July 6, 2019 at 2:56pm

It may be time to go to AAA (Alcoholic Anglers Anonymous).

Comment by Ian on July 6, 2019 at 2:53pm

"Here's to swimmin' into bow-legged women!"

Comment by Ian on July 6, 2019 at 2:50pm

"I've been trying to scale back my drinking for some time."

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