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Caption Contest 07-02-2019

Bronze:

All in all he's just another janitor taped to the wall... - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

"I hope you know that taped confessions are inadmissible in Alabama courts." - Scrunt

Gold:

"Remember, it's tornado-death prevention month!" - Ian

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Comment by mellowpuma on July 25, 2019 at 7:15am

idea for every charity, pay a dollar per piece of tape to tape your boss to a wall.  the next week: there are no problems at all.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 21, 2019 at 4:29pm

Never too early to get the kids into BDSM.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 8, 2019 at 8:53pm

Up against the wall, motherfucker! (motherfucker because he's, like, their dad.)

Comment by MacSpruce on July 8, 2019 at 8:37pm

Sticking it to the man. 

Comment by blkbwayne on July 8, 2019 at 7:52pm

Pin the Tape on The Honkey

Comment by Ian on July 4, 2019 at 3:26pm

AFTERSHOCKS:  Are you prepared?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 4, 2019 at 11:21am

"Oh, shit, that enema is starting to work!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 4, 2019 at 6:35am

"Now, bring in the venomous snakes!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 4, 2019 at 6:27am

On the next, "Temper Tantrums Gone Bad..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 4, 2019 at 6:20am

Sometimes you need to go through a lot of red tape in order to get free beer.

Comment by Ian on July 3, 2019 at 7:47pm

Lars and the Peel Girls

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 3, 2019 at 4:49pm

All in all he's just another janitor taped to the wall...

Comment by blkbwayne on July 3, 2019 at 1:11pm

When I asked if you had some Sticky Icky.......I had something else in mind

Comment by blkbwayne on July 3, 2019 at 1:03pm

He's working on his new mix tape

Comment by Jams3kds on July 3, 2019 at 10:14am

Tape victims, they're people too

Comment by Jams3kds on July 3, 2019 at 9:59am

Stuck between Irene and a hard place

Comment by Jams3kds on July 3, 2019 at 9:56am

Danny would liked to refer to himself as a Tape Playa'

Comment by KariGrant on July 3, 2019 at 5:00am

Topher's lesser-known cousin, Taper Grace.

Comment by Ian on July 3, 2019 at 2:01am

"Yep, you are definitely Temple Grandin's grand-daughters!"

Comment by KariGrant on July 2, 2019 at 9:22pm

I hate it when we have to play Humpty Dumpty.

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