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Caption Contest 07-02-2017

Honorable Mentions:

A rock and a 'tard spot. - Rosedude

Stoner Circle - Scrunt

Gods not gonna be happy if you keep taking Him for granite. - 38chrysler

"Christ, how high do you have to be worship a red M&M?" - VomitFlop

(Deep booming voice) "A MARASCHINO CHERRY IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE VARIATION ON THE SACRIFICE A VIRGIN THEME!" - Ian

Bronze:

A rolling stone gathers no touchy-feely dipshit hippy wannabes. - MacSpruce

Silver:

visualize ... your checkbooks coming out. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"Why can't we all just commit suicide like a normal cult?" - Mario!!!

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Comment by Scrunt on July 2, 2017 at 3:00pm

"When it comes to communing with nature, we rock!"

Comment by Scrunt on July 2, 2017 at 2:56pm

They must be in Boulder, Colorado.

Comment by Scrunt on July 2, 2017 at 2:54pm

Stoner Circle

Comment by Scrunt on July 2, 2017 at 2:53pm

Stonemasons in Alaska are a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on July 2, 2017 at 2:52pm

What a bunch of total fucking stoners!

Comment by Rosedude on July 2, 2017 at 1:19pm

"it beats the shit out of travelling all the way to Saudi Arabia to put your hands on some luminescent orb."

Comment by Rosedude on July 2, 2017 at 1:18pm

A rock and a 'tard spot.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 2, 2017 at 9:32am

The Showy Horror Picture Rock

Comment by MacSpruce on July 2, 2017 at 9:24am

A rolling stone gathers no touchy-feely dipshit hippy wannabes. 

Comment by KariGrant on July 2, 2017 at 9:24am

The queen wore her purple robe and called her followers together to worship the Barney Stone.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 2, 2017 at 9:22am

Seems like a pretty inefficient way to heat up a pita bread sandwich. 

Comment by KariGrant on July 2, 2017 at 9:15am

They narrowly missed being hit by the falling rock. For that, they were grateful. Sadly, under the rock, they found Waldo.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 2, 2017 at 8:36am

"Send us good vibes, rock, because we just lost our cell phone service."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 2, 2017 at 8:30am

On the next, "Eco-Sex... "

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 2, 2017 at 8:25am

"Wait, you promised we could touch Duane Johnson!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 2, 2017 at 8:22am

"Feelings, nothing more than feelings... "

Comment by mellowpuma on July 2, 2017 at 3:28am

now, bring the puppy to the altar!  

Comment by mellowpuma on July 2, 2017 at 3:13am

oh rock, you're such a samantha!

Comment by mellowpuma on July 2, 2017 at 3:12am

visualize ... your checkbooks coming out.

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