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Caption Contest 07-02-2017

Honorable Mentions:

A rock and a 'tard spot. - Rosedude

Stoner Circle - Scrunt

Gods not gonna be happy if you keep taking Him for granite. - 38chrysler

"Christ, how high do you have to be worship a red M&M?" - VomitFlop

(Deep booming voice) "A MARASCHINO CHERRY IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE VARIATION ON THE SACRIFICE A VIRGIN THEME!" - Ian

Bronze:

A rolling stone gathers no touchy-feely dipshit hippy wannabes. - MacSpruce

Silver:

visualize ... your checkbooks coming out. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"Why can't we all just commit suicide like a normal cult?" - Mario!!!

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Comment by Rotwang on July 4, 2017 at 11:54pm

Bath salt on basalt.

Comment by Rotwang on July 4, 2017 at 11:50pm

Wait, dude- my left or your left?

Comment by Rotwang on July 4, 2017 at 11:46pm

Pilgrimage to Ganja.

Comment by Ian on July 3, 2017 at 9:12pm

Looks like somebody's been reading How to Pick Up Trashy Women.

Comment by Ian on July 3, 2017 at 8:54pm

(Deep booming voice) "A MARASCHINO CHERRY IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE VARIATION ON THE SACRIFICE A VIRGIN THEME!"

Comment by Iverneil on July 3, 2017 at 2:26pm

We tried to bribe them away but they said they weren't for shale

Comment by Iverneil on July 3, 2017 at 8:47am

Charles Manstone

Comment by Iverneil on July 3, 2017 at 8:45am

Lord we beseech thee to heal this rock

Comment by Mario!!! on July 3, 2017 at 8:20am

"Hey ladies, if you think this feels hard, put your hands on my penis!"

Comment by Mario!!! on July 3, 2017 at 8:15am

"Why can't we all just commit suicide like a normal cult?"

Comment by Mervin97 on July 3, 2017 at 6:24am

"Ok ok wait a minute, I think we all have to be on the same side if we want to move this thing."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 3, 2017 at 6:22am

Literally  stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 3, 2017 at 6:16am

Pot is never going to be legalized.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 2, 2017 at 11:47pm

the lady with a painted rock in a papoose, that seems like a story i really don't want to hear.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 2, 2017 at 11:38pm

if this is your peer pressure ... first world problems.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 2, 2017 at 11:37pm

an immovable object, and a completely resistible force.

Comment by Scrunt on July 2, 2017 at 9:44pm

Nitwits of the Round Table

Comment by Ian on July 2, 2017 at 7:11pm

Ever seen a moai smile?  Dig ten feet down and twenty feet laterally.

Comment by Ian on July 2, 2017 at 7:09pm

Moai dweeb!

Comment by VomitFlop on July 2, 2017 at 7:07pm

"Legend has it that this here be the kidney stone of none other than Paul Bunyan himself."

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