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Caption Contest 07-01-2018

Honorable Mentions:

But why do you want me to kill everybody? - Iverneil

I'm leaving... you keep holding me down... - 38chrysler

Funny face, I love you... - Rodney Dean

Bronze:

He floated into her life, drained her bank account and then floated away like the Emoticon artist he was. - Jams3kds

Silver:

Sarah was intrigued even though he was a no body. - Gerhardguffaw

Gold:

"I hope you like cats." - Ian

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Comment by AKAAB on July 14, 2018 at 12:23pm

Draw me like one of your French emojis...

Comment by JJJ23 on July 12, 2018 at 2:01pm

Sadly his allergic reaction fell on deaf ears and that balloon later died. So yeah, think about that.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 11, 2018 at 8:50pm

Yeah? Well you've got a pretty inflated opinion of yourself, too!

Comment by Ian on July 4, 2018 at 9:59pm

"I told you already, I'm not kissing you until you close both eyes!"

Comment by Ian on July 4, 2018 at 9:58pm

Halt and Catch Herpes

Comment by Ian on July 4, 2018 at 7:37pm

"I hope you like cats."

Comment by 38chrysler on July 4, 2018 at 3:26pm

Thanks for the "Get Well Balloon" for my yeast infection you discovered...

Comment by Iverneil on July 3, 2018 at 6:44pm

And why do you think they call you air head?

Comment by Iverneil on July 3, 2018 at 6:41pm

Did you do something different with your air today?

Comment by Scrunt on July 3, 2018 at 5:07pm

“You have to understand, Pac-Man, I love you and the sex is great, but I’m just not willing to leave my husband for you.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 3, 2018 at 5:07pm

“I feel a real emoticonnection with you.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 3, 2018 at 5:06pm

“I must draw you!”

Comment by Scrunt on July 3, 2018 at 5:06pm

“And to think my own father said I’d never get a head in the world!  We sure showed him!”

Comment by Scrunt on July 3, 2018 at 5:05pm

Sometimes it’s easy to tell if you have a texting addiction.

Comment by Scrunt on July 3, 2018 at 5:05pm

“Fuck Pickachu!  LSD Ball, I choose you!”

Comment by JJJ23 on July 2, 2018 at 6:08pm

2018: A Spaced Out Odyssey has it's monolith. 

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 2, 2018 at 5:42pm

Funny face, I love you...

Comment by Mario!!! on July 2, 2018 at 9:15am

After Adam Sandler made Jack and Jill vs. the Emoticons, we knew it was finally time to put him down.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 2, 2018 at 8:58am

"Fuck, I've got to stop shopping at Walmart so much!"

Comment by Jams3kds on July 2, 2018 at 7:52am

"Of course I get 'high', what kind of question is that...I'm a balloon"

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