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Caption Contest 06-29-2020

Bronze:

Attorneys know better: To avoid manslaughter charges, never look where you're aiming. - Ian

Silver:

All Lives Splatter! - JJJ23

Gold:

Anything goes when you're protecting your last roll of toilet paper. - Rosedude

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Comment by MacSpruce on July 1, 2020 at 8:19am

Blondie and Clod

Comment by AKAAB on June 30, 2020 at 4:15pm

The Quick and the Dud.

Comment by AKAAB on June 30, 2020 at 4:14pm

Triggered! 

Comment by Mario!!! on June 30, 2020 at 8:38am

They made sure to wear short-sleeved shirts so everyone knew they exercised their right to bare arms.

Comment by Mario!!! on June 30, 2020 at 8:34am

Stop! Or My Wife Will Shoot

Comment by JJJ23 on June 30, 2020 at 6:48am

Suburban Commandos 

Comment by Rosedude on June 30, 2020 at 6:46am

Voice from crowd:  "Dont move or we'll loot!" 

Comment by JJJ23 on June 30, 2020 at 6:46am

Lord, give me the strength to use this fear to end these people's lives, in your name I slay... amen.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 30, 2020 at 6:41am

All Lives Splatter!

Comment by VomitFlop on June 30, 2020 at 12:24am

"We'd really appreciate it if you don't go rifling through our belongings."

Comment by VomitFlop on June 30, 2020 at 12:20am

"Right, dear, the cheats have been activated. Now let's get ourselves a 5 star wanted level."

Comment by VomitFlop on June 30, 2020 at 12:16am

Mighty pissed off that the local Target had burned down, Mr. Wesson began to hunt for some new ones.

Comment by VomitFlop on June 30, 2020 at 12:13am

"Unless you're a Mexican, I demand you get off of our lawn this very instant!"

Comment by VomitFlop on June 30, 2020 at 12:12am

Nobody had the nerve to tell them that the Purge siren was only a mere hoax.

Comment by VomitFlop on June 30, 2020 at 12:11am

"Shotgun weddings are so passe, so we decided to try something a little different."

Comment by VomitFlop on June 30, 2020 at 12:06am

"Your move, Bonnie & Clyde."

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