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Caption Contest 06-29-2020

Bronze:

Attorneys know better: To avoid manslaughter charges, never look where you're aiming. - Ian

Silver:

All Lives Splatter! - JJJ23

Gold:

Anything goes when you're protecting your last roll of toilet paper. - Rosedude

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Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2020 at 6:16am

Old Harried Couple

Comment by blkbwayne on July 16, 2020 at 5:09am

Karen and Clyde

Comment by Rotwang on July 15, 2020 at 1:38pm

In the suburbs that's considered "camo". 

Comment by Rotwang on July 11, 2020 at 12:05pm

AARP-15

Comment by MacSpruce on July 6, 2020 at 10:02pm

"Come any closer and I'll shoot my wife!  What?  Can't hear you. Get closer."

Comment by Rosedude on July 6, 2020 at 1:48pm

Anything goes when you're protecting your last roll of toilet paper.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 2, 2020 at 4:12pm

The Hatfield's would do anything to protect their favorite bush.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 2, 2020 at 3:57pm

Little did Shirley know, her key fob doesn't operate her gun. 

Comment by Mervin97 on July 2, 2020 at 3:54pm

"Get back don't make me shoot my wife."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 1, 2020 at 6:30pm

The Shitzes throw the best Second Amendment cookouts.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 1, 2020 at 6:27pm

When confronted about their marriage situation, Mary Smith and Bob Wesson got upset.

Comment by Scrunt on July 1, 2020 at 5:40pm

Looks like Black Lives Matter protesters aren't the only ones up in arms in St. Louis.

Comment by Scrunt on July 1, 2020 at 5:37pm

"Sheneequa!  Sheneequa!  Stop that silly protesting and get your black maid ass back in the house this instant!  These pants aren't going to iron themselves!"

Comment by Scrunt on July 1, 2020 at 5:30pm

Armed & Discourteous

Comment by Scrunt on July 1, 2020 at 5:29pm

Damn, the Neighborhood Watch in Central West End St. Louis isn't fucking around!  It's also fucking nuts, but still...

Comment by Scrunt on July 1, 2020 at 5:26pm

Must be an AARP-22

Comment by Scrunt on July 1, 2020 at 5:24pm

Call of Duty: Wrong Number

Comment by Ian on July 1, 2020 at 5:16pm

Attorneys know better: To avoid manslaughter charges, never look where you're aiming.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 1, 2020 at 8:20am

Oh no! K-K-Karen’s c-c-coming to k-k-kill me!

Comment by MacSpruce on July 1, 2020 at 8:19am

Have Gun, Will Unravel

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