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Comment by MacSpruce 18 hours ago

"Come any closer and I'll shoot my wife!  What?  Can't hear you. Get closer."

Comment by Rosedude yesterday

Anything goes when you're protecting your last roll of toilet paper.

Comment by Mervin97 on Thursday

The Hatfield's would do anything to protect their favorite bush.

Comment by Mervin97 on Thursday

Little did Shirley know, her key fob doesn't operate her gun. 

Comment by Mervin97 on Thursday

"Get back don't make me shoot my wife."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on Thursday

The Shitzes throw the best Second Amendment cookouts.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on Thursday

When confronted about their marriage situation, Mary Smith and Bob Wesson got upset.

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

Looks like Black Lives Matter protesters aren't the only ones up in arms in St. Louis.

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

"Sheneequa!  Sheneequa!  Stop that silly protesting and get your black maid ass back in the house this instant!  These pants aren't going to iron themselves!"

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

Armed & Discourteous

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

Damn, the Neighborhood Watch in Central West End St. Louis isn't fucking around!  It's also fucking nuts, but still...

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

Must be an AARP-22

Comment by Scrunt on Thursday

Call of Duty: Wrong Number

Comment by Ian on Thursday

Attorneys know better: To avoid manslaughter charges, never look where you're aiming.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 1, 2020 at 8:20am

Oh no! K-K-Karen’s c-c-coming to k-k-kill me!

Comment by MacSpruce on July 1, 2020 at 8:19am

Have Gun, Will Unravel

Comment by MacSpruce on July 1, 2020 at 8:19am

Blondie and Clod

Comment by AKAAB on June 30, 2020 at 4:15pm

The Quick and the Dud.

Comment by AKAAB on June 30, 2020 at 4:14pm

Triggered! 

Comment by Mario!!! on June 30, 2020 at 8:38am

They made sure to wear short-sleeved shirts so everyone knew they exercised their right to bare arms.

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