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Old Harried Couple
Karen and Clyde
In the suburbs that's considered "camo".
AARP-15
"Come any closer and I'll shoot my wife! What? Can't hear you. Get closer."
Anything goes when you're protecting your last roll of toilet paper.
The Hatfield's would do anything to protect their favorite bush.
Little did Shirley know, her key fob doesn't operate her gun.
"Get back don't make me shoot my wife."
The Shitzes throw the best Second Amendment cookouts.
When confronted about their marriage situation, Mary Smith and Bob Wesson got upset.
Looks like Black Lives Matter protesters aren't the only ones up in arms in St. Louis.
"Sheneequa! Sheneequa! Stop that silly protesting and get your black maid ass back in the house this instant! These pants aren't going to iron themselves!"
Armed & Discourteous
Damn, the Neighborhood Watch in Central West End St. Louis isn't fucking around! It's also fucking nuts, but still...
Must be an AARP-22
Call of Duty: Wrong Number
Attorneys know better: To avoid manslaughter charges, never look where you're aiming.
Oh no! K-K-Karen’s c-c-coming to k-k-kill me!
Have Gun, Will Unravel
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