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All Lives Splatter! - JJJ23
Anything goes when you're protecting your last roll of toilet paper. - Rosedude
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The Quick and the Dud.
They made sure to wear short-sleeved shirts so everyone knew they exercised their right to bare arms.
Stop! Or My Wife Will Shoot
Voice from crowd: "Dont move or we'll loot!"
Lord, give me the strength to use this fear to end these people's lives, in your name I slay... amen.
All Lives Splatter!
"We'd really appreciate it if you don't go rifling through our belongings."
"Right, dear, the cheats have been activated. Now let's get ourselves a 5 star wanted level."
Mighty pissed off that the local Target had burned down, Mr. Wesson began to hunt for some new ones.
"Unless you're a Mexican, I demand you get off of our lawn this very instant!"
Nobody had the nerve to tell them that the Purge siren was only a mere hoax.
"Shotgun weddings are so passe, so we decided to try something a little different."
"Your move, Bonnie & Clyde."
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