"Who am I, why am I here?!?" - Jams3kds
"You taste of America." - Mario!!!
"How 'bout a little pokey? Or will it haunt us?" - Ian
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Bill struck out like a sore thumb.
He was head and shoulders above the competition, yet still somehow a loser.
Damn she moved in quicker than I expected .........
Is he watching us?/ No, he's watching the other two.
Alright now, let's get out there and contrive to blow this!
a common thought both couples shared ......I want to do you Donkey Style.....
Once again Bigfoot was alone and unloved.
"Hey did you hear Betsy Ross was a racist."
Who says they only fake it on Fox News?
"You taste of America."
“Ladies and Gentlemen, as the candidates finish congratulating each other we invite you to remain seated for the Participation Award ceremony coming up next…”
Someone is currently polling big among blond white women over 60 who wear glasses and purple dress suits.
“Corey, so you know; The whole creepy eye thing is mine okay?”
“Sounds good Elizabeth, you grab your Prilosec and I’ll order the Chipotle.”
“Okay Corey now just turn your head and when I say cough, you cough.”
"Who am I, why am I here?!?"
"They don't call me 'Fifth-Wheel Bill' for nothing!"
"Your my little taco and I'm your little squaw."
"I need to book a flight and a reasonably priced B&B."
"How 'bout a little pokey? Or will it haunt us?"
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