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Caption Contest 06-28-2018

Special Kitsch & Sink Award:

"In the seat-pocket in front of you, you will find a complimentary tote bag, lunch box, purse, scarf, lipstick case, flip-flops, blanket, water bottle, headphones, glock 17 (yes that's an actual hello kitty branded product), taser (yes that too), dress, stroller, veneres, backpack, phone, a different phone, a different phone, a different phone, perfume, toilet seat, panties, lingerie set, towels, sneakers, gogurt, bedspread, bed, condoms, braces, bicyicle, electric guitar, caption contest gold medal, and coffin." - Rotwang

Special Sleight of Tongue Award:

This train stinks. Catch it! - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Mewer on the Orient Express - AKAAB

Silver:

No... I do not attract Lightning... but I do make a good Conductor... - 38chrysler

Gold:

No thanks, I prefer to travel by My Little Pony Express. - Scrunt

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Comment by AKAAB on July 14, 2018 at 12:25pm

...and under each seat is a box of sand.

Comment by AKAAB on July 14, 2018 at 12:24pm

♫Ridin' on the Kitty of New Orleans...♪♫

Comment by AKAAB on July 14, 2018 at 12:24pm

Mewer on the Orient Express

Comment by JJJ23 on July 12, 2018 at 6:14pm

Sit here and continue being weird as shit.

Comment by Jams3kds on July 6, 2018 at 6:26am

“From the flight deck, we’ve seemed to have strayed off course a bit and are now somewhere over the Himalayans”   

Comment by Jams3kds on July 6, 2018 at 6:24am

“Welcome aboard, in case of a catastrophic event that’s why I’m here…”

Comment by Jams3kds on July 6, 2018 at 6:23am

“Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, if you look out your window you can see the Catskills and if you just look down the aisle you can see some more cat skills…take your pick.”

Comment by MacSpruce on July 5, 2018 at 10:13pm

This train stinks. Catch it!

Comment by Iverneil on July 3, 2018 at 8:18pm

Hello shitty seats!

Comment by JJJ23 on July 2, 2018 at 6:11pm

I feel like I've seen every Twilight Zone and then...

Comment by Scrunt on June 29, 2018 at 10:36pm

"Federal regulations prohibit standing or congregating near the forward litter box."

Comment by 38chrysler on June 29, 2018 at 6:08pm

Throw MeowMeow From the Train

Comment by VomitFlop on June 29, 2018 at 2:58pm

"I can haz teeny tiny bag of honey roasted peanuts?"

Comment by Rodney Dean on June 29, 2018 at 9:16am

Hello. Now get off this MF train you MF Kitty!

Comment by Mervin97 on June 29, 2018 at 5:40am

"I once thought I would be a famous actor well known around the world, now I wear this big fucking head making these stupid appearances at openings, yippee."

Comment by Mervin97 on June 29, 2018 at 5:31am

"We offer a special discount for plushy's."

Comment by Mervin97 on June 29, 2018 at 5:26am

"Welcome to the pussy express."

Comment by Mervin97 on June 29, 2018 at 5:23am

Three holes for your connivence  

Comment by Rotwang on June 29, 2018 at 4:30am

"In the seat-pocket in front of you, you will find a complimentary tote bag, lunch box, purse, scarf, lipstick case, flip-flops, blanket, water bottle, headphones, glock 17 (yes that's an actual hello kitty branded product), taser (yes that too), dress, stroller, veneres, backpack, phone, a different phone, a different phone, a different phone, perfume, toilet seat, panties, lingerie set, towels, sneakers, gogurt, bedspread, bed, condoms, braces, bicyicle, electric guitar, caption contest gold medal, and coffin." 

Comment by Scrunt on June 28, 2018 at 9:52pm

"At least we don't paint abused captive killer whales on the sides of our planes.  Just saying..."

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