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The opening act for the Roots was a real sleeper.
If you were looking for bush this was the concert to go too.
Only the pot plants were wowed.
The first song of the night, The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow was a huge hit.
The tickets were free but the price of fertilizer at the concession stand was outrageous.
Unfortunately, the Rain Forest Concert was canceled due to a leaky roof.
Due to the Coronavirus, The Philharmonic Orchestra has been reduced to Phil, Harper, Mona and Nick.
Tonight on PBS...
"The Sheboygan String Ensemble Goes Green With Envy!"
"This next one is titled, Ode to Paul Bunyan, Opus 34 in D-Flat Minor."
The only human attendee was Forest Gump.
Finally they found a way to make classical music less exciting.
Sadly, only the corn would be able to fully appreciate the concert.
"Well, it's certainly better than a bunch of creepy mannequins, right?"
"Boy, this crowd feels really cold tonight, It's as if they've all gone comatose."
♫ Sowing the seeds of love. ♫
The Last of Buds
"Sic Timber Tyrannis!!!!"
I Am The Gardener Of SEVIIIIIILLLLLE!!!
Geeze, the whole place is the woodwind section!
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