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Comment by MadAdam 7 hours ago

'Wow!" They've really spruced up the place".

Comment by AKAAB on Tuesday

Next week - The Marriage of Fig

Comment by AKAAB on Tuesday

The charity performance raised a lot of green.  

Comment by AKAAB on Tuesday

Private performance for the Knights Who Say "Ni!" 

Comment by Mario!!! on Monday

After the concert in the park was canceled,  the park decided to go to the concert.

Comment by Mario!!! on Monday

"I can't see the flutist for the trees."

Comment by Ian on Monday

"They've learned to stay one step removed from seeing the beetles live."

Comment by Ian on Monday

"I thought you said we were going to see Green Day!"

"But they play their greatest hits, all at half tempo... you know, it's good for my turgor pressure."

"Oh Harold!"

Comment by Ian on Monday

"When it's intermission, can we leave?"

Comment by Ian on Monday

"Whoever owns the yellow Toyota Tercel parked illegally with the license plate, 'GETWATR'... your car is being towed."

Comment by Ian on Monday

"We want Robert Plant!  We want Robert Plant!"

Comment by Ian on Monday

"Warning to all those in attendance:  Do not drink the brown water, it's too acidic."

Comment by Scrunt on June 28, 2020 at 12:04pm

The Grand Ole Arboretum

Comment by Scrunt on June 28, 2020 at 11:51am

"I'm sorry, but if you can't silence your woodpecker, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the theater."

Comment by Scrunt on June 28, 2020 at 11:48am

"Shh!  I'm trying to listen to the cellist's solo.  That's my daughter she's playing!"

Comment by Scrunt on June 28, 2020 at 11:42am

"Gee whiz, the crowd tonight is really wooden.  Let's try to loosen them up with a good old fashion Irish jigsaw."

Comment by Scrunt on June 28, 2020 at 11:38am

The Venetian String Quartet was so good that night, they brought the greenhouse down.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 28, 2020 at 10:33am

It’s a string-bean quartet.

Comment by Mervin97 on June 28, 2020 at 8:05am

The opening act for the Roots was a real sleeper.

Comment by Mervin97 on June 28, 2020 at 8:04am

If you were looking for bush this was the concert to go too.

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