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'Wow!" They've really spruced up the place".
Next week - The Marriage of Fig
The charity performance raised a lot of green.
Private performance for the Knights Who Say "Ni!"
After the concert in the park was canceled, the park decided to go to the concert.
"I can't see the flutist for the trees."
"They've learned to stay one step removed from seeing the beetles live."
"I thought you said we were going to see Green Day!"
"But they play their greatest hits, all at half tempo... you know, it's good for my turgor pressure."
"When it's intermission, can we leave?"
"Whoever owns the yellow Toyota Tercel parked illegally with the license plate, 'GETWATR'... your car is being towed."
"We want Robert Plant! We want Robert Plant!"
"Warning to all those in attendance: Do not drink the brown water, it's too acidic."
The Grand Ole Arboretum
"I'm sorry, but if you can't silence your woodpecker, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the theater."
"Shh! I'm trying to listen to the cellist's solo. That's my daughter she's playing!"
"Gee whiz, the crowd tonight is really wooden. Let's try to loosen them up with a good old fashion Irish jigsaw."
The Venetian String Quartet was so good that night, they brought the greenhouse down.
It’s a string-bean quartet.
The opening act for the Roots was a real sleeper.
If you were looking for bush this was the concert to go too.
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