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Caption Contest 06-26-2020

Bronze:

Due to the Coronavirus, The Philharmonic Orchestra has been reduced to Phil, Harper, Mona and Nick. - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

"Shh! I'm trying to listen to the cellist's solo. That's my daughter she's playing!" - Scrunt

Gold:

The tickets were free but the price of fertilizer at the concession stand was outrageous. - Mervin97

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Comment by MadAdam on July 11, 2020 at 8:00pm

"For your safety we ask... Do Not Sit Above The Treeline!!!"

Comment by MadAdam on July 11, 2020 at 7:54pm

Sorry, I tried to come up with a good caption for this one, but I'm stumped.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 6, 2020 at 10:10pm

Fun Fact:  Photosynthesizers predated the first Moog synthesizer by 3 billion years!

Comment by Rosedude on July 4, 2020 at 5:40pm

Theater in the Ground

Comment by MadAdam on July 4, 2020 at 7:05am

'Wow!" They've really spruced up the place".

Comment by AKAAB on June 30, 2020 at 4:19pm

Next week - The Marriage of Fig

Comment by AKAAB on June 30, 2020 at 4:17pm

The charity performance raised a lot of green.  

Comment by AKAAB on June 30, 2020 at 4:16pm

Private performance for the Knights Who Say "Ni!" 

Comment by Mario!!! on June 29, 2020 at 8:37am

After the concert in the park was canceled,  the park decided to go to the concert.

Comment by Mario!!! on June 29, 2020 at 8:30am

"I can't see the flutist for the trees."

Comment by Ian on June 28, 2020 at 10:00pm

"They've learned to stay one step removed from seeing the beetles live."

Comment by Ian on June 28, 2020 at 9:58pm

"I thought you said we were going to see Green Day!"

"But they play their greatest hits, all at half tempo... you know, it's good for my turgor pressure."

"Oh Harold!"

Comment by Ian on June 28, 2020 at 9:50pm

"When it's intermission, can we leave?"

Comment by Ian on June 28, 2020 at 6:05pm

"Whoever owns the yellow Toyota Tercel parked illegally with the license plate, 'GETWATR'... your car is being towed."

Comment by Ian on June 28, 2020 at 5:55pm

"We want Robert Plant!  We want Robert Plant!"

Comment by Ian on June 28, 2020 at 5:54pm

"Warning to all those in attendance:  Do not drink the brown water, it's too acidic."

Comment by Scrunt on June 28, 2020 at 12:04pm

The Grand Ole Arboretum

Comment by Scrunt on June 28, 2020 at 11:51am

"I'm sorry, but if you can't silence your woodpecker, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the theater."

Comment by Scrunt on June 28, 2020 at 11:48am

"Shh!  I'm trying to listen to the cellist's solo.  That's my daughter she's playing!"

Comment by Scrunt on June 28, 2020 at 11:42am

"Gee whiz, the crowd tonight is really wooden.  Let's try to loosen them up with a good old fashion Irish jigsaw."

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