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Caption Contest 06-26-2019

Special Post-Graduate Award:

This is Benjamin Braddock III. He’s more than a little worried about his future. (One word: Plastics.) - MacSpruce

Bronze:

This time of day, the traffic in the right lane always bottle-necks. - KariGrant

Silver:

The protests came fast and swift after she jumped the starting gun. - Ian

Gold:

Michael Schweppes going for his 6th gold in the 100 liter backCoke. - Rotwang

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Comment by MacSpruce on July 6, 2019 at 7:56pm

Swimming to Cambodia was easier in Spalding Gray's day. 

Comment by MacSpruce on July 6, 2019 at 7:49pm

How bottlenose dolphins got that way. 

Comment by MacSpruce on July 6, 2019 at 7:47pm

This is Benjamin Braddock III. He’s more than a little worried about his future. (One word: Plastics.)

Comment by Mervin97 on July 2, 2019 at 8:05pm

It was just Cindy's luck to get caught in a bottle neck and lose. 

Comment by JJJ23 on July 1, 2019 at 2:10pm

Pooling our remorses. 

Comment by Ian on June 28, 2019 at 9:20pm

The protests came fast and swift after she jumped the starting gun.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 27, 2019 at 3:12pm

"Maybe next time I'll just take a taxi."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 27, 2019 at 3:03pm

Tonight she swims with Michael Phelps trash.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 27, 2019 at 2:56pm

And you want to be my plastics salesperson?

Comment by Jams3kds on June 27, 2019 at 1:01pm

He is the defending champion in the 200 Liter breaststroke

Comment by Jams3kds on June 27, 2019 at 1:00pm

Thanks Obama (yep, apparently everything is still his fault) 

Comment by Jams3kds on June 27, 2019 at 12:57pm

Corporate sponsorship is really getting out of hand

Comment by Mervin97 on June 27, 2019 at 7:59am

This is the last time they hold the olympics in Malaysia.

Comment by 38chrysler on June 27, 2019 at 3:37am

All those trash water bottles in the pool and the people still swim yet let just one Baby Ruth Bar float around and everyone bales... 

Comment by 38chrysler on June 27, 2019 at 3:33am

Who knew Dumpster Diving is now an Olympic Sport?..

Comment by Ian on June 27, 2019 at 12:34am

We are no longer naive about how Evian is bottled.

Comment by 38chrysler on June 26, 2019 at 8:23pm

When we were kids and left a deposit in the pool we just turned the water yellow...

Comment by VomitFlop on June 26, 2019 at 5:56pm

Nirvana's original concept for the Nevermind cover was even more controversial.

Comment by VomitFlop on June 26, 2019 at 5:54pm

"Free refills? You idiots do realize you can't drink pool water, right?"

Comment by VomitFlop on June 26, 2019 at 5:53pm

Liter of the Pack

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