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Caption Contest 06-26-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"I heard the Americans are upset with us for not sending Dennis Rodman back in a coma. There's just no pleasing those people." - Mario!!!

WWDED? (what would doctor evil do?) - mellowpuma

All these tools plus the world's biggest metaphorical monkey wrench. - MacSpruce

Bronze:

North Korean stenographers are a special breed. - RoadKillHairPiece

Silver:

Oh yes, there it is, my favorite- the one with the tassels on the handles! - Rotwang

Gold:

06/27/17 15:35 : Stopped at Warmart, made fun of people. - Iverneil

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Comment by Rotwang on July 4, 2017 at 11:35pm

See, look, we don't need to buy evil American equipment to run Windows XP on my laptop. 

Comment by MacSpruce on June 30, 2017 at 9:40pm

All these tools plus the world's biggest metaphorical monkey wrench. 

Comment by MacSpruce on June 30, 2017 at 9:35pm

Oogly-boogly flippity-flap. Write that down you guys. 

Comment by MacSpruce on June 30, 2017 at 10:56am

Thirteen tool boxes and one enormous tool. 

Comment by MacSpruce on June 30, 2017 at 10:55am

Ha-ha, look! There's a meat grinder just like the one I put my uncle's body through before feeding his remains to the dogs! 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 28, 2017 at 6:14pm

Show-N -Tell-Me-How-Wonderful-I-Am

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 28, 2017 at 6:07pm

Tour de Pants

Comment by Rodney Dean on June 28, 2017 at 8:45am

He's such a tool...

Comment by mellowpuma on June 28, 2017 at 5:38am

WWDED? (what would doctor evil do?)

Comment by Ian on June 27, 2017 at 11:10pm

"In the rare chance that we don't succeed I've equipped each of you with one of these kits which are the same kind my own tailor uses.  If you are captured alive be sure to offer your tailoring services.  I'm sure they will offer you amnesty and even a salary because of your great skill.  Who says Kim Jong doesn't have a plan B?!"

Comment by JJJ23 on June 27, 2017 at 8:57pm

They really need to put the rocket science on hold and figure out how to make more fitting cuts of pants.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 27, 2017 at 8:54pm

And you guys are gonna make sure that South Korea can never play with any of my toys right? Very good.

Comment by Scrunt on June 27, 2017 at 5:06pm

“No wonder our missile tests keep failing.  We’re building them with Playskool® tool sets!”

Comment by Scrunt on June 27, 2017 at 5:05pm

“Look, there are the graves of the three failures you guys replaced last month.”

Comment by Scrunt on June 27, 2017 at 5:05pm

“Let’s go on the merry-go-round next!”

Comment by Scrunt on June 27, 2017 at 5:05pm

“And tell Santa I want a red wagon and a Mr. T action figure and a new bike and a long range ICBM that fucking works!”

Comment by Scrunt on June 27, 2017 at 5:05pm

“It's hard to be nice when everyone says you’re nothing but a Seoul-less dictator.”

Comment by Iverneil on June 27, 2017 at 4:23pm

06/27/17 15:35 : Stopped at Warmart, made fun of people.

Comment by Iverneil on June 27, 2017 at 12:36pm

Generally speaking

Comment by Iverneil on June 27, 2017 at 7:57am

Great leader! why we wear fruit bowl?

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