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Caption Contest 06-25-2018

Honorable Mentions:

He's a Spudist. - Mario!!!

The Park was known for having a lot of Potatophiles.. - 38chrysler

"So, Barry, did you bring me a large, attachable penis?" - Gerhardguffaw

Bowing down before false Idahos. - Rosedude

Special Transubstantiation Award:

He only goes to communion for the french fries. - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Master Potato Head - Rotwang

Silver:

Spuddhartha - Ian

Gold:

ever since the spongebob temple went up, membership's been tapering off. - mellowpuma

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Comment by Rosedude on July 9, 2018 at 7:50pm

What a Trump Rally looks like to 65% of America.

Comment by Jams3kds on July 6, 2018 at 7:18am

"Drink this Vodka for it is my blood and eat this Potato Skin...for it is my...well...uh...my my potato skin."

Comment by Jams3kds on July 6, 2018 at 7:11am

He was a God and everyone was eating out of the pomme of his hand

Comment by JJJ23 on July 2, 2018 at 6:21pm

Potassium be with you, and no more cramps forever!

Comment by mellowpuma on June 28, 2018 at 7:55am

ever since the spongebob temple went up, membership's been tapering off.

Comment by mellowpuma on June 28, 2018 at 7:54am

well, it isn't the holiest of places, but i can pray alone here, which is cool.

Comment by mellowpuma on June 28, 2018 at 7:52am

um, why are you praying?  mr. potato head requires real sacrifice.  and by "real sacrifice" i mean you have to suck his dick.

Comment by Ian on June 27, 2018 at 1:23am

"Who picks your clothes?  Stevie Wonder?"

Comment by Ian on June 27, 2018 at 1:20am

"♫ ♬ El malei rachamim ♫  Now get lost kid, you're scaring away the skirts."

Comment by Iverneil on June 26, 2018 at 10:08pm

That’s Master Potato Head to you boy!

Comment by Rosedude on June 26, 2018 at 8:36pm

At least one of them is baked.

Comment by Rosedude on June 26, 2018 at 9:37am

Bowing down before false Idahos.

Comment by Ian on June 26, 2018 at 3:35am

Spuddhartha

Comment by Ian on June 26, 2018 at 1:25am

The Leek shall inherit the Earth.

Comment by Ian on June 25, 2018 at 10:40pm

"Remember, Mr. Potato Head IS Skynet."

Comment by Rotwang on June 25, 2018 at 9:24pm

Master Potato Head

Comment by MacSpruce on June 25, 2018 at 8:44pm

Church of the Benign Tuber. 

Comment by MacSpruce on June 25, 2018 at 8:39pm

He only goes to communion for the french fries.

Comment by 38chrysler on June 25, 2018 at 8:24pm

...the Parks I've been in usually just have a lot of Tots...

Comment by 38chrysler on June 25, 2018 at 8:20pm

He misunderstood when the Preacher told him to worship only The Great I Yam... 

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