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Daryl loved intrigue. Unfortunately, Daryl needed to get to his proctologist appointment.
"The ladies call me super dick."
"Ok, ok I'll put a mask on."
"I swear I have no change."
"Sorry ladies, but I'm more of a Batman in Robin kind of guy, if you know what I mean."
BANG! "Ouch! Damn it, Wonder Woman, how many times do I got to tell you not to park your invisible jet on the sidewalk?"
"Fifty bucks, same as in the Hall of Justice."
"Damn, didn't your pimp tell you that Comic-Con is canceled this year?"
And now you know what makes the Dark Knight's rise.
Don't worry, with these masks no one will know we're Wonder Woman and Catwoman.
OK how much do you charge to give me coronavirus? Twice in a row.
I can only social distance about 8 inches.
I really hope they're protesting for open carry.
Social Justice League Warriors
"Have you ever been pussywhipped before? Don't knock it till you try it."
"Wonder twin powers activate!"
"You know, you damn near scared that NASCAR driver half to death with that stunt of yours."
The Snyder Cut is looking fan-fucking-tastuc so far.
"I also have a lasso of truth. Well, okay, it's more like a whip, but it is still capable of producing similar results."
Mortal Kombat introduces even more DLC.
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