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'We're in town for Comic Con, tryin' to make a few bucks. We made a blanket fort in our hotel room. Wanna go live out your childhood dreams?'
Yes, They're pantyhose, even Wonder Woman get's cellulite.
"If the lasso doesn't work...I'll suck the truth out of you".
"Are you Ares? The God Of Whores?...…………..Do you wanna be?
You're about to witness the birth of the latest DC character: "BonerMan".
Wondering if she's a Woman...
The heroine trade seems to be thriving.
Bagman has to be the lamest Marvel character ever.
Dominatrixes aren’t for kids or silly rabbits.
Still disposing parts of the last hooker, he thought “this ones gonna take a lawn and leaf bag”
Not tonight. I'm social distancing.
M. Diver - Superhero! His powers include stuttering and a lisp.
"These tampon endorsements are getting out of hand!"
"My neighbor's got a horse in his house, if you need to rope something."
"I've only got one bottle of Zima in here. Who gets it?!"
"I'm more of a MARVEL guy, you Dumb Chicks!"
Security was tight for the opening of nothing.
Maurice thought, "What would Dr. Fauci do?"
This socially awkward moment has been brought to you by, "Trump-Pence 2020."
Studies show that guys who wear cut off jeans are twice as likely to attract masked assailants.
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