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Caption Contest 06-23-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Upon meeting the Trumps, the Pope was forced to come to the shocking but undeniable conclusion that there is no God. - Mario!!!

at the vatican, it seems the climate has definitely changed. - mellowpuma

Scenes from the latest season of American Horror Story begin to surface. - VomitFlop

As the Pope, forgiveness is just something you have to do, but that doesn't mean you have to like it. - Scrunt

Special Two-for-the-Price-of-One Combo Award:

Hell just froze over. - Rodney Dean

Hell just combed over. - Rotwang

Bronze:

Last known photo of Pope Francis before he was replaced by Pope Jared. - Rosedude

Silver:

Could we get some of that soap Pontius Pilate used in here? - JJJ23

Gold:

Evil is as evil does. - Mervin97

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Comment by MacSpruce on June 30, 2017 at 11:10am

"We will have so much sinning that you may get bored with the sinning. Believe me, you'll never get bored with sinning."

Comment by MacSpruce on June 30, 2017 at 11:08am

He said "Praise Jesus", not Cheez Whiz, you idiot. 

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on June 26, 2017 at 10:49am
Pope: This guy oughta be called Migraine Mary.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on June 26, 2017 at 10:45am
Finalists of the Vatican's Hannibal Lecter Imitation Contest.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on June 26, 2017 at 4:30am
Just asked the Pope if Holy Water is as refreshing as San Pellegrino.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on June 26, 2017 at 4:20am
Tweet: Visited the Cistern Chapel. Asked the Pup if I could borrow this Mikey Angel guy to do some touch-ups at Mar-a-Lago.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on June 26, 2017 at 4:07am
Gomez, Morticia and Wednesday tour the Vatican.
Comment by Ian on June 25, 2017 at 9:16pm

Hairless Potbelly and the Chamber of Horrors  (even the people in the painting are bummed out)

Comment by JJJ23 on June 25, 2017 at 6:54pm

Soul Outs

Comment by JJJ23 on June 25, 2017 at 6:53pm

Could we get some of that soap Pontius Pilate used in here?

Comment by Rotwang on June 25, 2017 at 9:52am

"Listen, man, I know, I know... but as soon as this is over, I've got a hot 22 year old nun lined up in your chambers and a bundle of coke you can snort off of her ass. Even I can make an exception for what you're going through." - God

Comment by Rosedude on June 25, 2017 at 6:33am

Last known photo of Pope Francis before he was replaced by Pope Jared.

Comment by Scrunt on June 24, 2017 at 3:27pm

Only Trump could cop a holier-than-thou attitude when visiting the Pope.

Comment by Scrunt on June 24, 2017 at 3:15pm

"You're from Argentina?  Go on, say something in Mexican."

Comment by Scrunt on June 24, 2017 at 3:14pm

As the Pope, forgiveness is just something you have to do, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Comment by Scrunt on June 24, 2017 at 3:13pm

"Can we deport him?  Damn.  Can we excommunicate him?  Damn.  Can we kill him?  Damn.  I should've taken up Scientology instead."

Comment by Scrunt on June 24, 2017 at 3:05pm

"I guess you could say that fart I just unleashed was a weapon of mass destruction."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 24, 2017 at 9:19am

When in Rome...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 24, 2017 at 9:17am

Tonight in the Velvet Room...

DJ Trump and The Trumpets with special guest, DJ Pope Francis 

With opening bands, "Fake News" and "The Sean Spicy Debacle"

Comment by Mervin97 on June 24, 2017 at 8:48am

Evil is as evil does.

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