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Caption Contest 06-22-2018

Honorable Mentions:

So Neil Armstrong wasn't the first man on the moon after all. - Mervin97

This moment of Zen has been brought to you by the Himalayan Border Patrol. - Gerhardguffaw

It's okay, no one can see us here... we have our Camouflage suits on. - 38chrysler

Bronze:

"Anything?"

"Not yeti." - MacSpruce

Silver:

"Is that -- Is that a humongous bowling ball rapidly approaching?" - VomitFlop

Gold:

Armed only with small overly complicated pocket knives, the Swiss Army tends more towards pacification than aggression. - Scrunt

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Comment by mellowpuma on July 10, 2018 at 4:33pm

the other formation they make is called "the circle of duty".  that one only takes one guy though.

Comment by Jams3kds on July 6, 2018 at 7:40am

"...take one down, pass it around, 15 Central African Republic Resistance Movement Rebels on the wall."

Comment by Jams3kds on July 6, 2018 at 7:31am

Cracker Barrel restaurants in Southwest Asia use real people for their triangle peg game

Comment by JJJ23 on July 2, 2018 at 6:26pm

Christmas, Christmas, bomb in forest.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 25, 2018 at 7:46pm

Last one to Nirvana's a rotten egg!

Comment by MacSpruce on June 25, 2018 at 7:34pm

They were all hooked on nitrous oxide but now they're trying to transcend dental medication.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 25, 2018 at 7:32pm

"Anything?"

"Not yeti."

Comment by MacSpruce on June 25, 2018 at 7:27pm

They plan to fly south in formation, just as soon as they get the whole levitation thing figured out.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 25, 2018 at 7:27pm

I'm always leery of these pyramid schemes.

Comment by Iverneil on June 23, 2018 at 5:49pm

The Glacier riders 

Comment by Iverneil on June 23, 2018 at 5:47pm

The legendary Saucer Sled brigade. 

Comment by Iverneil on June 23, 2018 at 5:44pm

Surrender tactics.

Comment by Ian on June 22, 2018 at 6:29pm

Less popular than Blackwater, the Whitewater private army is only available for quickly passing downhill skirmishes.

Comment by Ian on June 22, 2018 at 6:25pm

Poor Jerry was quickly reduced to a small dark stain after he forgot his mantra.

Comment by Ian on June 22, 2018 at 6:25pm

"Alright we're staring.  Now bring on the fucking goats."

Comment by Scrunt on June 22, 2018 at 4:58pm

Armed only with small overly complicated pocket knives, the Swiss Army tends more towards pacification than aggression.

Comment by Scrunt on June 22, 2018 at 4:57pm

The Few. The Pranayama. The Yoga Marines.

Comment by Scrunt on June 22, 2018 at 4:56pm

“Semper Tai Chi!  Omrah!”

Comment by Scrunt on June 22, 2018 at 4:56pm

Some people take preparing for snowball fights a little too seriously.

Comment by Scrunt on June 22, 2018 at 4:56pm

Despite being prisoners of war, the captured U.S soldiers were still able to slyly direct Allied bombers to key targets in the Pakistani mountains.

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