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"Has it found Emmanuelle yet? I know she's out there somewhere."
In space no one can here the sound of deaf people signing.
Biden: "Light years? I'll be lucky if I'm still here in two years!"
Meet Venus Mars... "Sign Language Interpretor to the Stars"
This presidential moment has been brought to you by, "Universal Stool Softner." One pill and that turd is blasting off to parts unknown!
"Where is Harry Morgan?" mumbled President Biden.
"We regret to report that, despite the James Webb telescope’s incredible range, we still haven’t found any sign of Star Wars occurring a long time ago in a galaxy far far away."
“Welcome to NASA’s brand new Webb Sight… Get it? Who says we scientists don’t have a sense of humor?”
Star Trek: Voyeur
Ironically, despite the telescope distraction, President Biden continued to be viewed under a microscope.
“When you said the White House has totally spaced out, I didn’t think you meant it literally.”
"No Mr President that's not your home movies."
"So don't worry about the 13 million starving kids in this country, we need more money so we can look at more pictures."
"This means you can be supreme ruler of the galaxy."
"Mr President, drop your draws and but your elbows on the table."
"And then we aimed it at Uranus."
"Now we know for certain that each one of these stars is worth about one U.S. Dollar."
"What is Furby's Paradox?"
"Sorry that is incorrect Mr. President."
Turn your focus onto the stars... whatever keeps your attention off the mess we have created here at the White House.
Right idea, wrong finger.
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