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Comment by Rosedude on August 22, 2022 at 8:15pm

"Has it found Emmanuelle yet?  I know she's out there somewhere."

Comment by Rotwang on July 22, 2022 at 8:16pm

In space no one can here the sound of deaf people signing.  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 17, 2022 at 9:43am

Biden: "Light years?  I'll be lucky if I'm still here in two years!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 17, 2022 at 9:35am

Meet Venus Mars... "Sign Language Interpretor to the Stars"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 17, 2022 at 9:28am

This presidential moment has been brought to you by, "Universal Stool Softner."  One pill and that turd is blasting off to parts unknown!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 17, 2022 at 9:24am

"Where is Harry Morgan?" mumbled President Biden.

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2022 at 9:52pm

"We regret to report that, despite the James Webb telescope’s incredible range, we still haven’t found any sign of Star Wars occurring a long time ago in a galaxy far far away."

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2022 at 5:30pm

“Welcome to NASA’s brand new Webb Sight…  Get it?  Who says we scientists don’t have a sense of humor?”

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2022 at 5:29pm

Star Trek: Voyeur

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2022 at 5:29pm

Ironically, despite the telescope distraction, President Biden continued to be viewed under a microscope.

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2022 at 5:29pm

“When you said the White House has totally spaced out, I didn’t think you meant it literally.”

Comment by Mervin97 on July 14, 2022 at 7:59am

"No Mr President that's not your home movies."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 14, 2022 at 7:56am

"So don't worry about the 13 million starving kids in this country, we need more money so we can look at more pictures."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 14, 2022 at 7:53am

"This means you can be supreme ruler of the galaxy." 

Comment by Mervin97 on July 14, 2022 at 7:50am

"Mr President, drop your draws and but your elbows on the table."

Comment by Ian on July 12, 2022 at 10:32pm

"And then we aimed it at Uranus."

Comment by Ian on July 12, 2022 at 10:31pm

"Now we know for certain that each one of these stars is worth about one U.S. Dollar."

Comment by Ian on July 12, 2022 at 10:28pm

"What is Furby's Paradox?"

"Sorry that is incorrect Mr. President."

Comment by 38chrysler on July 12, 2022 at 7:28pm

Turn your focus onto the stars... whatever keeps your attention off the mess we have created here at the White House.

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 12, 2022 at 12:12pm

Right idea, wrong finger.

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