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Caption Contest 06-20-2020

Honorable Mentions:

From somewhat literal-minded beginnings, little Donald went on to stage many a dog and pony show. - MacSpruce

Two seconds later the dog jumped out the window trying to catch a pigeon as the horse fell over from a Ketamine overdose. - Ian

Timmy gets ready for the BEST FUCKING SHOW AND TELL EVER!!! - MadAdam

Bronze:

"Fido, Silver, away!" - VomitFlop

Silver:

Sometimes the Stay-At-Home order is permanent. - Gerhardguffaw

Gold:

As a middle child, Mikey was always jockeying for attention. - blkbwayne

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Comment by Rotwang on June 24, 2020 at 3:00pm

I hate it when taxidermists do this to an innocent animal. But at least they didn't to it to the horse or dog.

Comment by Rotwang on June 24, 2020 at 2:58pm

Worst. Olympics demonstration event. Ever.

Comment by Iverneil on June 23, 2020 at 2:13pm

Preserving the horse and dog was thought to be a little strange, but when they mummified little Tommy it truly was bizarre.

Comment by blkbwayne on June 22, 2020 at 11:21pm

As a middle child, Mikey was always jockeying for attention 

Comment by MadAdam on June 22, 2020 at 5:51pm

Fucking Chads are so spoiled. He's only 4 and he already has a Mustang.

Comment by MadAdam on June 22, 2020 at 5:49pm

"Take him outside, Timmy. I told you no shoes on the carpet" (Get it? No shoes! Horses have horse shoes! Get it?...…….never mind)

Comment by MadAdam on June 22, 2020 at 5:45pm

Timmy gets ready for the BEST FUCKING SHOW AND TELL EVER!!!

Comment by MadAdam on June 22, 2020 at 5:44pm

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.....

Comment by MadAdam on June 22, 2020 at 5:42pm

Mommy went to Tijuana and all I got was this used donkey.

Comment by MadAdam on June 22, 2020 at 5:39pm

A recent Gallop poll revealed that less than 1 in 10 children ride their horse in the living room.

Comment by MadAdam on June 22, 2020 at 5:35pm

"Are you hungry Timmy? Mommy made a road apple pie!"

Comment by AKAAB on June 22, 2020 at 3:09pm

Pal-o-mino Cradle Days♫

Comment by AKAAB on June 22, 2020 at 3:08pm

Gender Reveal - FAIL!

Comment by AKAAB on June 22, 2020 at 3:08pm

Uncle Walt keeps saying he has something to put in my mouth that might make me a little horse!  

Comment by Mario!!! on June 22, 2020 at 8:56am

"Stay gold, Ponyboy... Stay gold."

Comment by Mario!!! on June 22, 2020 at 8:52am

"Bobby, when you said you liked to play with stuffed animals,  this isn't what I thought you meant. "

Comment by Ironweed on June 22, 2020 at 7:58am

Daddy'll be right back. I left the horses whip in the bedroom.

Comment by Ironweed on June 22, 2020 at 7:56am

Little Jimmy on 'Hoof Hearted'.

Comment by Ironweed on June 22, 2020 at 7:55am

Fred, the wonderhorse, waited for just the right time to feel his oats.

Comment by Mervin97 on June 22, 2020 at 6:27am

Just another Monday at the White House.

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