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Trump makes another brilliant Korea move...
...Let me see your Green Card...
"I'm shaking hands with his Quato!"
And just like that, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels had the premise for a sequel.
"I'll know in one minute if this guy is serious just by tickling his pit!"
“Agreed, no more War Games for us with South Korea. I’ve never been a fan of that Matthew Broderick anyway.”
“I pledge allegiance to this fag for the United States of America…”
“Coochie coochie coo!”
“Let’s just shake this time. Every time someone bows in front of me, I keep half expecting to get a blow job that never comes."
A Confederacy of Dunces 2: This Shit Just Got Real!
“What? I always grab big pussies when I see them!”
“Why doesn’t the Pillsbury Doughboy giggle when I poke him?”
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Honestly Kimmie, and I say this with all sincerity, that is the best arugula bed I have seen grown indoors. Maybe it's the nuclear enriched soil. I don't know. But stunning. And green. A nice money shade of green.
Your arm will have to do, since I can't grasp irony.
One's a dictator, the other is just a dick.
Tyrant, tyrant, goose!
And then Trump breaks into his rendition of, "Rocket Man."
...nice pantsuit... If you had a blonde wig I would swear you were Hillary....
Let me just reach on in and pull it...Hey, there's nothing there!
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