Realistically, it's impossible to call this a meeting of the minds. - VomitFlop
"Hey Melania, if I close my eyes I can't tell the difference." - Ian
"GET YOUR KOREAN BBQ HERE, hahahaha just kidding, no really did you bring any." - Mervin97
Bronze:
Tyrant, tyrant, goose! - JJJ23
Silver:
"I've got a way to go to beat you in human rights violations, but we're now separating children from their parents at the border. Baby steps." - Rosedude
Gold:
One's a dictator, the other is just a dick. - MacSpruce
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One's a dictator, the other is just a dick.
Tyrant, tyrant, goose!
And then Trump breaks into his rendition of, "Rocket Man."
...nice pantsuit... If you had a blonde wig I would swear you were Hillary....
Let me just reach on in and pull it...Hey, there's nothing there!
"Can you believe we both have access to nukes right now?"
"Come on, put your right hand in! Damn it Kim, are we gonna do the Hokey-Pokey or what?"
"GET YOUR KOREAN BBQ HERE, hahahaha just kidding, no really did you bring any."
"Where's that little dim sum dumpling you call your wife, I won't mind taking a golden shower with her."
"You have a little KFC on your jacket, I like extra crispy myself."
"Wow your a lot fatter in person."
"Come on sing with me, the sun will come up tomorrow.... no, oh well."
"Hey Melania, if I close my eyes I can't tell the difference."
"How long am I supposed to hold the Ricin strip on his nipple again?"
"There, I can feel it. He's got a peacemaker."
"Alright, I'm tossing the salad first."
"Haha, yeah, Putin's gonna be soooooo jealous! Oh, well."
Realistically, it's impossible to call this a meeting of the minds.
Interview with the Empire
"Is this Trumpbot supposed to be malfunctioning right now?"
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