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"Come on, put your right hand in! Damn it Kim, are we gonna do the Hokey-Pokey or what?"
"GET YOUR KOREAN BBQ HERE, hahahaha just kidding, no really did you bring any."
"Where's that little dim sum dumpling you call your wife, I won't mind taking a golden shower with her."
"You have a little KFC on your jacket, I like extra crispy myself."
"Wow your a lot fatter in person."
"Come on sing with me, the sun will come up tomorrow.... no, oh well."
"Hey Melania, if I close my eyes I can't tell the difference."
"How long am I supposed to hold the Ricin strip on his nipple again?"
"There, I can feel it. He's got a peacemaker."
"Alright, I'm tossing the salad first."
"Haha, yeah, Putin's gonna be soooooo jealous! Oh, well."
Realistically, it's impossible to call this a meeting of the minds.
Interview with the Empire
"Is this Trumpbot supposed to be malfunctioning right now?"
"Next time you see Rodman, can you ask him what he uses to dye his hair?"
"You know, I usually prefer to have Chinese delivered to me."
I heard you say you wanted to blow hell out of me... do you have anywhere a little more private?
"Will Shemp be joining us?"
"I've got a way to go to beat you in human rights violations, but we're now separating children from their parents at the border. Baby steps."
Trump would be shocked to learn that most any Asian could beat him in a dick measuring contest.
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