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Caption Contest 06-11-2020

Bronze:

“I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.”

-covid virus - Iverneil

Silver:

Theatre of the Absurd - Scrunt

Gold:

That look you get when "How Mary Washes Her Hands" is in the coming attractions. - Rodney Dean

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Comment by Rotwang on June 23, 2020 at 2:28pm

Nah I'll just wait till the movie comes out on covideo.

Comment by blkbwayne on June 22, 2020 at 11:25pm

Screening of “Far and Away”

Comment by AKAAB on June 22, 2020 at 3:02pm

Summer's Eve commercials are getting weird.  

Comment by Ironweed on June 20, 2020 at 3:50pm

Yes... Yes this is the operating room.

Comment by Ironweed on June 20, 2020 at 3:50pm

Social distancing, while watching Woody Allen.

Comment by Ironweed on June 20, 2020 at 6:01am

"Nope. Don't cover up the fart smell."

Comment by MacSpruce on June 17, 2020 at 10:16am

All that’s missing is the buttered popcorona.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 17, 2020 at 10:16am

Aptly enough, they’re screening The Masque of the Red Death.

Comment by Rotwang on June 14, 2020 at 4:28pm

Theaters will do anything to put bodies in seats.

Comment by Rotwang on June 14, 2020 at 4:16pm

Orange is the new Black Death.

Comment by Rodney Dean on June 14, 2020 at 2:44pm

Whew, someone needs a Junior Mint. Oh...it's ME!

Comment by Mario!!! on June 14, 2020 at 12:29pm

I know this is sexist, but I for one am glad they finally started to muzzle women at the theater. 

Comment by Mario!!! on June 14, 2020 at 12:28pm

Must be a real stinker of a movie.

Comment by Rodney Dean on June 14, 2020 at 10:50am

That look you get when "How Mary Washes Her Hands" is in the coming attractions.

Comment by Ian on June 14, 2020 at 2:05am

"These...crunch....nacho bibs....crunch.....sure are......crunch.....great!.....cough....cough....cough..."

Comment by Ian on June 14, 2020 at 2:03am

"Got any more ether in there?"

Comment by AKAAB on June 13, 2020 at 4:12pm

SoCal Distancing...

Comment by AKAAB on June 13, 2020 at 4:12pm

When Nickelback plays an encore...

Comment by AKAAB on June 13, 2020 at 4:10pm

Ham?  You're wearing a piece of ham?

Comment by Iverneil on June 13, 2020 at 2:48pm

“I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.”

-covid virus

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