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If you ever think about watching the movie Welcome to Mooseport, just look at this picture instead. You'll be better off, trust me.
Who ordered the chocolate moose
Something amiss with a moose.
"It's another %*#&! gift from Canada!"
Anna found herself at the proverbial south end of a moose heading north.
"The President's emotional support animals are getting a little out of hand."
so that's how they're bringing the russian "ambassador" in these days.
there's a trojan virus in it!!!
they couldn't get a wheelie goat
we have big plans vor moose and referral.
moose be time for performance reviews
“Yes, I find this work demeaning! I have an MBA from Yale for crying out loud!”
“Where’s Temple Grandin when you really need her?”
“Mr. President, this gift just arrived for you from India. And, no, you can’t eat it.”
“We met on FarmersOnly.com, if you must know. I knew you wouldn’t get it!”
“First Donald Trump and now Bullwinkle? My god, just who are the American people going to elect next?”
Some home delivered meal kits require a little too much preparation.
“I bought it on Rodeo Drive.”
“It’s been over 100 years since someone from the Bull Moose party was elected into office.”
Do your worst!! I’ll never give up the Squirrel!!
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