'This looked a lot easier on Animal House.' - Mervin97
"How come each and every day I come to work here in the White House I always have to deal with a ton of bull?" - Mario!!!
Special Conspiracy Theory Award:
so that's how they're bringing the russian "ambassador" in these days. - mellowpuma
Ladies: we’re about to go to lunch care to join?
Moose: No thanks I’m stuffed. - blkbwayne
“It’s been over 100 years since someone from the Bull Moose party was elected into office.” - Scrunt
"It's another %*#&! gift from Canada!" - MacSpruce