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Pedobear turned away and said "nah too old".
Life, liberty, and the bear suit of happiness.
Actually, I'm not so much rumbly in my tumbly as tickly in my dickly.
Okay if I stick my head in your honey pot?
After the flashy thing went off she lost all memory of their encounter.
"this is where I shit. Get over it."
I dont know nothin about no porridge.
The Bear Bitch Project
“What are you staring at, blondie? Haven’t you ever seen bear breasts in public before?”
“Which Care Bear am I? I’m Loves You From Behind Bear! Wanna hug?”
“Excuse me, I just woke up from hibernation and I have to take a shit the size of a mountain and this tree is as close to the woods as I’m gonna get, so...”
“Hi, I’m Pedobear. I just moved into the neighborhood and by law I must inform you I’m a registered sex offender. Say 'Cheese!'”
“I’m in your light? I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you owned the fucking sun.”
Thought this was a "Bare Skin" park.
"Smile bitch, you're on BearlyLegal.com!"
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
I'm not giving you any more money... you're just a Goldie Digger.
I see you have Hives.... got any honey?
"In Soviet Russia, Bear tranquilizes you!"
"Why can't you move your arms?"
"Oh, they're moving baby...just...a little...longerrrrrrrrreat! All done, thanks, bye."
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