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Caption Contest 06-10-2018

Special Backward In The USSR Award:

"In Soviet Russia, Bear tranquilizes you!" - Ian

Bronze:

"this is where I shit. Get over it." - Rosedude

Silver:

Life, liberty, and the bear suit of happiness. - MacSpruce

Gold:

She knew something was Bruin - Iverneil

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Comment by 38chrysler on June 11, 2018 at 6:22am

I see you have Hives.... got any honey?

Comment by Ian on June 10, 2018 at 8:54pm

"In Soviet Russia, Bear tranquilizes you!"

Comment by Ian on June 10, 2018 at 8:19pm

"Why can't you move your arms?"

"Oh, they're moving baby...just...a little...longerrrrrrrrreat! All done, thanks, bye."

Comment by VomitFlop on June 10, 2018 at 1:57pm

"Oh, Christ, they've found me!" shrieked an exasperated Goldilocks.

Comment by VomitFlop on June 10, 2018 at 1:56pm

"Actually, I was looking for a yoga teacher."

Comment by VomitFlop on June 10, 2018 at 1:55pm

"I knew I shouldn't have ate that whole brownie."

Comment by VomitFlop on June 10, 2018 at 1:55pm

"Dammit, Dave, stop embearassing yourself."

Comment by VomitFlop on June 10, 2018 at 1:54pm

Ted 3: Now voiced  by Jamie Kennedy!

Comment by VomitFlop on June 10, 2018 at 1:53pm

The new Winnie the Pooh trailer looks fucking creepy.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 10, 2018 at 7:51am

"I come bearing my soul... and my testicles!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 10, 2018 at 7:35am

F. U. mascot Yogi takes time out from his busy schedule to take a shit in the woods.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 10, 2018 at 7:27am

Barbie dumps Ken for Bear Grylls... film at 11.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 10, 2018 at 7:22am

Just grin and bear it.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 10, 2018 at 7:18am

Smokey the Bear says, " Only you can prevent me from staring at your ta-ta's!"

Comment by 38chrysler on June 10, 2018 at 7:11am

I'm Sorry.... I was looking for my friend and I heard your Mom and Dad say you were a Boo-Boo...

Comment by Mervin97 on June 10, 2018 at 6:53am

"Lady turn over your done on that side, I don't like my meat well done."

Comment by JJJ23 on June 10, 2018 at 6:53am

I think I left my boner over here.

Comment by Mervin97 on June 10, 2018 at 6:52am

"Who wants to be grilled I brought my own bbq sauce."

Comment by Mervin97 on June 10, 2018 at 6:50am

"Anyone need me to paint on some sunblock."

Comment by Mervin97 on June 10, 2018 at 6:36am

"Get out of my sun or I'll set your forest on fire."

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