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Caption Contest 06-10-2018

Special Backward In The USSR Award:

"In Soviet Russia, Bear tranquilizes you!" - Ian

Bronze:

"this is where I shit. Get over it." - Rosedude

Silver:

Life, liberty, and the bear suit of happiness. - MacSpruce

Gold:

She knew something was Bruin - Iverneil

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Comment by Jams3kds on June 21, 2018 at 7:04am

"Polar?, no but I am bi-polar if that helps"

Comment by Jams3kds on June 21, 2018 at 7:01am

"Oh the headband? it's one of my bear necessities"

Comment by Jams3kds on June 21, 2018 at 7:00am

"I like scarfs, I like to wear them, I like to scarf down berries, nuts, I even scarfed down the baby over there" 

Comment by Rotwang on June 15, 2018 at 5:15am

Pedobear turned away and said "nah too old". 

Comment by MacSpruce on June 13, 2018 at 6:59pm

Life, liberty, and the bear suit of happiness.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 13, 2018 at 6:52pm

Actually, I'm not so much rumbly in my tumbly as tickly in my dickly.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 13, 2018 at 6:51pm

Okay if I stick my head in your honey pot?

Comment by MacSpruce on June 13, 2018 at 6:49pm

After the flashy thing went off she lost all memory of their encounter. 

Comment by Rosedude on June 12, 2018 at 8:57pm

"this is where I shit.  Get over it."

Comment by Iverneil on June 11, 2018 at 8:25pm

I dont know nothin about no porridge.

Comment by Scrunt on June 11, 2018 at 5:06pm

The Bear Bitch Project

Comment by Scrunt on June 11, 2018 at 5:06pm

“What are you staring at, blondie?  Haven’t you ever seen bear breasts in public before?”

Comment by Scrunt on June 11, 2018 at 5:04pm

“Which Care Bear am I?  I’m Loves You From Behind Bear!  Wanna hug?”

Comment by Scrunt on June 11, 2018 at 5:04pm

“Excuse me, I just woke up from hibernation and I have to take a shit the size of a mountain and this tree is as close to the woods as I’m gonna get, so...”

Comment by Scrunt on June 11, 2018 at 5:03pm

“Hi, I’m Pedobear.  I just moved into the neighborhood and by law I must inform you I’m a registered sex offender.  Say 'Cheese!'”

Comment by Scrunt on June 11, 2018 at 5:02pm

“I’m in your light?  I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you owned the fucking sun.”

Comment by Rodney Dean on June 11, 2018 at 11:08am

Thought this was a "Bare Skin" park.

Comment by Mario!!! on June 11, 2018 at 8:31am

"Smile bitch, you're on BearlyLegal.com!"

Comment by Mario!!! on June 11, 2018 at 8:25am

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Comment by 38chrysler on June 11, 2018 at 6:25am

I'm not giving you any more money... you're just a Goldie Digger.

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