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Caption Contest 06-08-2020

Bronze:

No handshakes. Just waves. - AKAAB

Silver:

If you thought Harvard was competitive, it's literally sink or swim at Key West University. - Scrunt

Gold:

Now she’s ready to go out into the world with a good sense of porpoise. - Iverneil

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Comment by AKAAB on June 22, 2020 at 3:01pm

No handshakes.  Just waves. 

Comment by Ironweed on June 22, 2020 at 8:06am

I hope Gordon Lightfoot writes a song about them.

Comment by Ironweed on June 22, 2020 at 8:05am

So you have the new JGPS (Jesus Global Positioning System) do ya?

Comment by Ironweed on June 20, 2020 at 6:05am

The new Ronco Extend a Finger. When you have to social distance and still want someone to pull your finger.

Comment by Ironweed on June 20, 2020 at 6:02am

"No thanks. I don't do orgies anymore; don't know who to thank."

Comment by Rotwang on June 14, 2020 at 5:01pm

Good luck and Godspeedboat.

Comment by Iverneil on June 11, 2020 at 5:02pm

She always had a flabboyant way of doing things.

Comment by Mike McHuman on June 11, 2020 at 4:56pm

So long and thanks for all the cash.

Comment by Mike McHuman on June 11, 2020 at 4:56pm

SeaWorld has gotten a little boring now that you can't exploit the whales and dolphins.

Comment by Mike McHuman on June 11, 2020 at 4:08pm

And here is your reward for finally killing Kevin Costner.

Comment by Iverneil on June 11, 2020 at 7:45am

Now she’s ready to go out into the world with a good sense of porpoise 

Comment by Mervin97 on June 11, 2020 at 5:21am

"Yes, it's supposed to say shit, congratulations you graduate."

Comment by Mervin97 on June 11, 2020 at 5:16am

"Be careful the kid before you drowned."

Comment by Ian on June 10, 2020 at 9:53pm

"Hurry it up man, there's a monster set coming in!" -Laird Hamilton

Comment by Ian on June 10, 2020 at 9:51pm

"Who says you can't have a graduation party and a wake at the same time?!"

Comment by Ian on June 10, 2020 at 9:50pm

"Quickly, before Air Jaws gets it!"

Comment by Ian on June 10, 2020 at 9:49pm

Kathryn was especially eager to accomplish her first goal as a graduate: Defeat Karl Stromberg.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 10, 2020 at 6:33pm

Graduated Magna Cum Surfer Dude!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 10, 2020 at 6:31pm

Got a degree in Fake News Journalism from Trump University.

Comment by blkbwayne on June 10, 2020 at 12:07pm

To ensure her graduation, she kept her grades above Sea level

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