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On the next, "Stiff Presidential Awkward Moments..."
"You may not know this little factoid but my favorite song is, 'God Save The Queen' by the Sex Pistols!"
"Why, yes, this suit was made in China. Why do you ask?"
"When you died in Skyfalll, I cried."
"We're this close to following your lead with the flying saucer disclosure thing."
"Rock beats scissors, give me your hat."
"I loved you in The Queen."
"You're a four, but your money and royalty make you a solid eight."
Hello your highness, I'm the Count of Monte Fiasco.
"You may grab my hand, sir, but that is IT!"
"If you get impeached, you can always join my court as the Royal Fool."
"Wait, I said I wanted to see Queen while I was in England. The band! Where are they and who the fuck is this?"
Suddenly, Queen Elizabeth understood why people called Trump a royal pain in the ass.
"What the fuck do you mean I can't fire her?"
"I've always wanted to know, were you originally a queen or did you start off as a pawn first?"
"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!"
I hear you weren't elected either.
Queen Elizabeth meets Bishop Tutu
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