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The wardrobe type is the least of his malfunctions.
You're so short I'm going to call you Your Lowness.
"I'm fascinated by your fascinator."
"Great Britain isn't so great."
"I call this the twirl."
"You look marvelous."
"I'd rather punch you in the face."
"Eye's up here lady."
"Do you like my suit skirt, I invented it."
Better freeze on the shake your Highness, that’s my pussy grabber.
Lookout Don, that hat has a squirter.
I am sorry I didn’t catch your name ??
"My poor fashion sense? You look like someone dipped Minnie Pearl in Easter egg dye!"
"Come on, name me Prime Minster and I'll renegotiate a Brexit deal that will make you Brits feel like you're a real world power again."
I’m dying to meet Winston Churchill
It's a great honor for you to meet Me.
Yo, wuttup! Dictata pleeze!
"So, President Trump, was that a windy fart or are you just happy to see me?"
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