Comedy Whirled

Caption Contest 06-08-2019

Honorable Mentions:

This is one of our suits from my new Space Force initiative, it was designed by Judy Jetson. - blkbwayne

If you'll show me your family jewels I'll show you mine... - 38chrysler

I hear you weren't elected either. - JJJ23

Bronze:

It's a great honor for you to meet Me. - A. Lien

Silver:

I’m dying to meet Winston Churchill. - Iverneil

Gold:

Whirling Pervish - Ian

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Comment by MacSpruce on June 12, 2019 at 7:50pm

The wardrobe type is the least of his malfunctions. 

Comment by MacSpruce on June 11, 2019 at 10:26am

You're so short I'm going to call you Your Lowness.

Comment by Mervin97 on June 11, 2019 at 5:03am

"I'm fascinated by your fascinator." 

Comment by Mervin97 on June 11, 2019 at 5:02am

"Great Britain isn't so great."

Comment by Mervin97 on June 11, 2019 at 5:01am

"I call this the twirl."

Comment by Mervin97 on June 11, 2019 at 5:00am

"You look marvelous." 

Comment by Mervin97 on June 11, 2019 at 4:58am

"I'd rather punch you in the face."

Comment by Mervin97 on June 11, 2019 at 4:57am

"Eye's up here lady."

Comment by Mervin97 on June 11, 2019 at 4:56am

"Do you like my suit skirt, I invented it."

Comment by Iverneil on June 10, 2019 at 5:59pm

Better freeze on the shake your Highness, that’s my pussy grabber.

Comment by Iverneil on June 10, 2019 at 5:56pm

Lookout Don, that hat has a squirter.

Comment by Iverneil on June 10, 2019 at 5:54pm

 I am sorry I didn’t catch your name ??

Comment by Mario!!! on June 10, 2019 at 9:29am

"My poor fashion sense?  You look like someone dipped Minnie Pearl in Easter egg dye!"

Comment by Mario!!! on June 10, 2019 at 9:20am

"Come on, name me Prime Minster and I'll renegotiate a Brexit deal that will make you Brits feel like you're a real world power again."

Comment by Iverneil on June 10, 2019 at 5:53am

I’m dying to meet Winston Churchill

Comment by A. Lien on June 9, 2019 at 6:57pm

It's a great honor for you to meet Me. 

Comment by Rotwang on June 9, 2019 at 11:55am

Humpty Bump

Comment by Rotwang on June 9, 2019 at 11:41am

Yo, wuttup! Dictata pleeze! 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 9, 2019 at 9:29am

"So, President Trump, was that a windy fart or are you just happy to see me?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 9, 2019 at 9:22am

Full Mental Jacket

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