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Well if you can't tell me why the chicken crossed the road then who can?
I thought I told you to fan out and look for the suspects.
"When you say down on the ground, you know I'm a bird and I am already on the ground right, genius?"
"So you're a beat cop and I'm a beak cock, I'd say we have a lot in common already"
"If I were a thief wouldn't it make more sense for me to be a Robin, for Chris..sake??"
at least his emotional support animal is there.
Damn!! I forgot to shoot that guy!
It took five hundred years for us to figure out Peacocks weren't 100% flightless.
"We ask for remand your honor. We believe she's a serious flight risk."
"Ah, crap, I forgot the donuts!"
Coming this Fall to the peacock channel...
"You're Not Going To Take Me Alive, Copper!"
“You’re under arrest for beaking the law!”
The Alabama State Troopers may not be very good at police work, but they kick ass at Simon Says.
To Protect and Swerve
And that’s when Sargent Sims learned why you should never take a K-9 unit to a cock fight.
“Officer Brady, you don’t always have to perform the sobriety test along with the suspect.”
“Shoot an unarmed kid who’s not black? Why of all the bird brained ideas, that has got to be the worst!”
The new drug sniffing peacock program went afoul when the perps threw popcorn in its path.
This isn't the cock I was looking for.
Booking this perp and taking him downtown is going to ruffle a few feathers.
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