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Turner & Hatch
You have the right to remain soylent.
Blackbird Lives Matter
"Hey buddy let me borrow your gun, it's a territorial thing."
"I have a brain the size of a lentil, how am I supposed to know right from wrong."
"Dude how many times do I have to cit you for jay walking."
"That was intense, thank God I brought my emotional support peacock with me."
"Ah shit that reminds me, I forgot to get eggs."
"I'm sorry officer. Have I run a fowl of the Law?"
Stop your protesting... that isnt an Abortion Clinic idiot... its a KFC...
Shut Up... you're not gonna get cocky with me...
Yes I Shot the Bird... he should have complied.
Halt Right There and Spread Em...
I'm taking you in for Solicitation... I'vs been seeing you strut your stuff and showing your tail all evening...
"Hey, stop right there! You have the right to remain sil--- or you could just fly away."
"Don't try & peacuck me, bro!"
"Do I look like a stool pigeon to you?"
"You know what? Why don't you count backwards from Z to A?! Exactly!"
"Dude, you're gonna blow my cover. Tell the squad to get the fuck outta here!"
"I'm telling you, this fucking coyote keeps trying to kill me with all this weird shit."
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