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Comment by MacSpruce on Thursday

Well if you can't tell me why the chicken crossed the road then who can?

Comment by MacSpruce on Thursday

I thought I told you to fan out and look for the suspects.

Comment by Jams3kds on June 12, 2018 at 11:17am

"When you say down on the ground, you know I'm a bird and I am already on the ground right, genius?"

Comment by Jams3kds on June 12, 2018 at 11:15am

"So you're a beat cop and I'm a beak cock, I'd say we have a lot in common already"
 

Comment by Jams3kds on June 12, 2018 at 11:11am

"If I were a thief wouldn't it make more sense for me to be a Robin, for Chris..sake??"

Comment by mellowpuma on June 11, 2018 at 5:59am

at least his emotional support animal is there.

Comment by Iverneil on June 9, 2018 at 9:42pm

Damn!! I forgot to shoot that guy!

Comment by Ian on June 8, 2018 at 3:11am

It took five hundred years for us to figure out Peacocks weren't 100% flightless.

Comment by Ian on June 8, 2018 at 3:10am

"We ask for remand your honor.  We believe she's a serious flight risk."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 7, 2018 at 5:57pm

"Ah, crap, I forgot the donuts!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 7, 2018 at 5:51pm

Coming this Fall to the peacock channel...

"You're Not Going To Take Me Alive, Copper!"  

Comment by Scrunt on June 7, 2018 at 5:06pm

“You’re under arrest for beaking the law!”

Comment by Scrunt on June 7, 2018 at 5:06pm

The Alabama State Troopers may not be very good at police work, but they kick ass at Simon Says.

Comment by Scrunt on June 7, 2018 at 5:06pm

To Protect and Swerve

Comment by Scrunt on June 7, 2018 at 5:06pm

And that’s when Sargent Sims learned why you should never take a K-9 unit to a cock fight.

Comment by Scrunt on June 7, 2018 at 5:05pm

“Officer Brady, you don’t always have to perform the sobriety test along with the suspect.”

Comment by Scrunt on June 7, 2018 at 5:05pm

“Shoot an unarmed kid who’s not black?  Why of all the bird brained ideas, that has got to be the worst!”

Comment by KariGrant on June 7, 2018 at 3:04pm

The new drug sniffing peacock program went afoul when the perps threw popcorn in its path.

Comment by Rodney Dean on June 7, 2018 at 10:27am

This isn't the cock I was looking for.

Comment by Rodney Dean on June 7, 2018 at 10:27am

Booking this perp and taking him downtown is going to ruffle a few feathers.

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