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No, no! I said bed rest, not bed wrest.
"Debbie Does Motel 69!"
Her husband is cheating on her! There are bedbugs everywhere! The roof leaks!
Welcome to the play that some critics are calling a sleeper that needs to be ignored!
Don't see, "Hell Bent For Sheets!"
"The Other White Pillow!"
"Who're you calling suffocating?"
opera singing: These pillows, these pillows, don't support our rightful president Donald J. Trump! Oh, I need a patriotic pillow! A pillow that knows Trump is the greatest, strongest president, never did anything wrong, and the weak, old, senile, Sleepy Joe Biden stole his job! Trump while sitting president had his job stolen from him by a feeble demented old man, and Trump couldn't stop him! He is my favorite! Trump is my favorite! This is what republicans think! - form My Pillow The Musical by that pillow guy
How do you expect me to shit on your bed with all these pillows in the way???... some people are just so inconsiderate...
When I put them under my ass instead of under my head I thought you would get the hint...
Rest Side Story
I can't decide whether to call this Pillow Talk or Teddy Talk.
Throw pillows...you're doing it wrong
Broadway can't get enough of Amber Heard and the hit smash, Johnny's Bed
still less kooky than throwing a plate of ketsup at the wall. also who has a plate of ketsup just sitting around?
hockey playoff fever effects everyone differently.
i get angry too, when i can't figure out which one's fluffier. ambien, man. whooo!
Olivia had lofty dreams of making it big until she became woke.
Despite all her rage, she is still just an amateur on a high school stage.
Bed Bath & Broadway
"Why the fuck is Sara Rue in Hamilton?"
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