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Caption Contest 06-05-2020

Bronze:

"I thought I was going to be an everlasting token of love resting on or near a beautiful woman's bed!" - Ian

Silver:

If you had just emerged from a six month long hibernation, what's the first thing you would do? - Scrunt

Gold:

Ursa MAAAAAAAJOR! - Ironweed

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Comment by Rotwang on June 23, 2020 at 2:30pm

This ride is so scary their comfort animal is humans.

Comment by AKAAB on June 22, 2020 at 3:00pm

I better skip the rollercoaster, I'm stuffed.  

Comment by Ironweed on June 22, 2020 at 8:02am

Little did they know, the Slingshot would bring them ill.

Comment by Ironweed on June 20, 2020 at 3:52pm
  1. Ursa MAAAAAAAJOR!
Comment by Ironweed on June 20, 2020 at 6:06am

Ted's family reunion at Six Flags.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 16, 2020 at 12:12pm

Teddys Rodes'n'felt

Comment by MacSpruce on June 11, 2020 at 10:07am

When it was over, there was a lot of Pooh to clean up.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 10, 2020 at 6:47am

Teddy's Rodes'n'felt

Comment by Rotwang on June 8, 2020 at 12:55pm

What's with these stuffed bear caps all of a sudden? Someone's got a fettish.

Comment by blkbwayne on June 8, 2020 at 10:53am

Who said this ride was Unbearable?

Comment by Mario!!! on June 8, 2020 at 9:28am

It was cute, until they hit the loopty-loop... Then it was totally fucking adorable!

Comment by Mario!!! on June 8, 2020 at 9:23am

Because nobody out funs Funland! Nobody!

Comment by Mervin97 on June 8, 2020 at 6:23am

The Bare Bears ride again.

Comment by Mervin97 on June 8, 2020 at 6:08am

These bears don't care.

Comment by Mervin97 on June 8, 2020 at 4:45am

Next on Ted talk, roller coasters.

Comment by Mike McHuman on June 7, 2020 at 5:23am

Country Bears jammed in their seats.

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:24pm

Oh I'm gonna be sick. I shouldn't have drank all those White Claws before getting on this thing.

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:22pm

Yeah, this is fun Dad, but I'm starving. Can we go to the dumpster after this?

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:20pm

Cub Scouts field trip.

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:19pm

It's a Kodiak Moment.

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