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Caption Contest 06-02-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"This one is the KING DON VERSION' - Jams3kds

"Oops, my mistake. I thought this was a Church's Chicken." - Scrunt

I have a confession: I'm afraid of the darkies. - Mike McHuman

Jesus came to me last night and he said “you know, that Joe Biden guy, he’s a crook” - Iverneil

My favorite part is about the 4 whores, man. - MadAdam

Bronze:

"Hurry up and take the picture. I can only hold this for a few seconds before it bursts into flames." - Mario!!!

Silver:

"Holly Biblé is a fantastic author. I've read all her books." - Ian

Gold:

An idiot of biblical proportions. - Rosedude

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Comment by Ironweed on June 22, 2020 at 7:59am

"What? Me worry?"

Comment by MacSpruce on June 17, 2020 at 10:18am

"In God We TruMPst."

Comment by MacSpruce on June 17, 2020 at 10:17am

Not so much bibliophile as biblio-vile.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 16, 2020 at 12:19pm

Those who get it know that Jesus was really white. Fake Jews!

Comment by Rosedude on June 11, 2020 at 7:46pm

The day hell froze over.

Comment by Rosedude on June 11, 2020 at 7:46pm

"Two Corinthians.  My favorite.  Powerful words.  The best words. Please vote for me, because Jesus.

Comment by MadAdam on June 7, 2020 at 3:41am

Yes, I know the book of Genesis. My favorite one is Su Su Sudio.

Comment by MadAdam on June 7, 2020 at 3:39am

I don't need to read The Bible. Why would I? I watch Veggie Tales.

Comment by Rotwang on June 6, 2020 at 11:57pm

Who's denote is this?

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:22am

Oh believe me, I've made my share of women.....and girls, girls too, yell out Oh God!!! Just ask my pal Jeffery Ep.....never mind.

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:18am

My favorite part is about the 4 whores, man.

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:17am

"Now if we'll all turn to Two Corinthians...…"

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:16am

Yes, I've read a little bit of Bible......but my brain didn't inhale.

Comment by MadAdam on June 6, 2020 at 10:13am

Hey, isn't that the Scam Wow guy?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 5:23am

Trump preaches to himself because Melania went into hiding.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 5:21am

Trump preaches to himself because Melania wentry into hiding.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 5:14am

"Amen?  No, I think there were many men who tear gassed those protesters!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 4:53am

This Trump moment has been brought to you by, "Bullshitters Anonymous."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 4:48am

"It's good to be the King!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 6, 2020 at 4:47am

"What pandemic?  What protests?  I'm just here to pray for my great hair!"

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