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A split rubber made him and a split rubber taketh away.
...when I ride the other short bus they make me wear a helmet...
Timmy didn't mind the automatic breaking system, aka, a brick wall.
The Beatles, Long and Winding Road was looped. Unfortunately, three children had to be rushed to the hospital for reality checks.
When someone yelled NARC, Timmy's training kicked in.
Future Amazon exec.
Growing up with a do-it-yourself dad sucks.
"We're not dumping you, son; we're recycling you."
When this baby hits 88 inches per second, you're going to see some serious pants-shitting.
And that’s how they got rid of the neighborhood bully.
Sometimes, being the kid with the “Cool Dad” isn’t as awesome as it sounds.
“Damn it, this happens to me every time they read Rolling Harvey Down the Hill at story time!”
Who says you need to be athletic to win a track competition?
“Needs less roller, more coaster!”
“Why can’t we just race Pinewood Derby cars like the other Cub Scout troops?”
When it comes to having fun at recess, Albert has a one track mind.
Tub of Laird
The cake is a lie
In case you were wondering, the Chutes and Ladders movie was about as exciting as the board game.
Sure, it looks lame, but just wait until he hits the loop-de-loop!
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