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Caption Contest 06-02-2019

Bronze:

"I had fun once. It was awful." - VomitFlop

Silver:

"One Flag Amusement Parks: We still have accidents but they're less fatal!" - Ian

Gold:

When this baby hits 88 inches per second, you're going to see some serious pants-shitting. - MacSpruce

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Comment by Rotwang on June 14, 2019 at 12:33am

A split rubber made him and a split rubber taketh away. 

Comment by 38chrysler on June 4, 2019 at 6:39pm

...when I ride the other short bus they make me wear a helmet...

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on June 4, 2019 at 12:03pm

Timmy didn't mind the automatic breaking system, aka, a brick wall.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on June 4, 2019 at 12:01pm

The Beatles, Long and Winding Road was looped. Unfortunately, three children had to be rushed to the hospital for reality checks.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on June 4, 2019 at 11:56am

When someone yelled NARC, Timmy's training kicked in.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on June 4, 2019 at 11:43am

Future Amazon exec.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 3, 2019 at 10:15pm

Growing up with a do-it-yourself dad sucks.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 3, 2019 at 10:04pm

"We're not dumping you, son; we're recycling you."

Comment by MacSpruce on June 3, 2019 at 9:57pm

When this baby hits 88 inches per second, you're going to see some serious pants-shitting. 

Comment by Iverneil on June 3, 2019 at 6:07pm

And that’s how they got rid of the neighborhood bully.

Comment by Scrunt on June 3, 2019 at 5:42pm

Sometimes, being the kid with the “Cool Dad” isn’t as awesome as it sounds.

Comment by Scrunt on June 3, 2019 at 5:41pm

“Damn it, this happens to me every time they read Rolling Harvey Down the Hill at story time!”

Comment by Scrunt on June 3, 2019 at 5:41pm

Who says you need to be athletic to win a track competition?

Comment by Scrunt on June 3, 2019 at 5:41pm

“Needs less roller, more coaster!”

Comment by Scrunt on June 3, 2019 at 5:40pm

“Why can’t we just race Pinewood Derby cars like the other Cub Scout troops?”

Comment by Scrunt on June 3, 2019 at 5:40pm

When it comes to having fun at recess, Albert has a one track mind.

Comment by blkbwayne on June 3, 2019 at 1:48pm

Tub of Laird

Comment by Rotwang on June 3, 2019 at 9:30am

The cake is a lie

Comment by Mario!!! on June 3, 2019 at 8:27am

In case you were wondering, the Chutes and Ladders movie was about as exciting as the board game.

Comment by Mario!!! on June 3, 2019 at 8:22am

Sure, it looks lame, but just wait until he hits the loop-de-loop!

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