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Wanna check out my uncanny valley?
How's about I give you a different kind of virus?
Wait till you see the facial expression when he says "turn around".
i'm sorry dave, but you cant eschew that.
Don't you hate it when a nerd ignores your advances in technology.
Prototype P47-69 and Randy the Robot
Please Don't Drink and Hard Drive!
"Dead or Alive you're cumming with me"
"Have you ever heard of a Pacific Rim job?"
"I'm a fully programable Hard Core i5 11600k Porn machine"
"I'm highly irregular Dave."
“Now that you’ve played with my joystick, can I play with yours?”
Sperminator: Rise of the Machine’s…
Barry preferred dating androids because, unlike humans, he couldn’t catch their viruses.
“I may be digital, but I also do analog, if you catch my drift.”
"I 01010101 you."
"Don't be shy, I don't byte."
"How long does that pill take to work, your still floppy."
I said, insert "Disk" into drive A.
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